Newspaper. . I ASKED MY GIRLFRIEND w SHE COULD GET ME A NEWSPAPER DON' T BE Elm," SHE REPLIED, "mu CAN BORROW MY I: ." THAT SPIDER NEVER KNEW WHAT HIT IT
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#6 - millem (07/01/2012) [+] (16 replies)
#21 - frysfrys (07/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#52 - cjias (07/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Please don't hit me with that newspaper dad...
#12 - justatest (07/01/2012) [+] (5 replies)
i don`t know about spiders, but fly`s love ****
#54 - resonatinglust (07/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#8 - ragingbrony ONLINE (07/01/2012) [-]
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Did I get it!?
#59 - mrmask (07/01/2012) [-]
I met a spider once, we had a starring contest, that day he became my spiderbro, and that day I lost him... feelsbadman.jpg
#36 - kickassbandgeek (07/01/2012) [-]
MFW spider
MFW spider
#145 - bloodhount (07/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Pls dont kill me ! :(
User avatar #135 - derangedberger ONLINE (07/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Spider killing - the only thing the twilight books are good for.
#240 - ssjxjake (07/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**ssjxjake rolled a random image posted in comment #13211 at Anime & Manga ** her face when you 						******					 up her ipad
**ssjxjake rolled a random image posted in comment #13211 at Anime & Manga ** her face when you ****** up her ipad
#97 - glombigoo (07/01/2012) [+] (4 replies)
>Yesterday
>Brushing my teeth before bed
>Get water in mouth to gurgle
>Look up
> ******* huge daddy long leg
>Scream
>Spit water everywhere
>Nobody surprisingly wakes up
>Look around
>Look back up at spider
>Spider is gone, nowhere to be found.
>Mfw.
#3 - mcshwagger (07/01/2012) [-]
this was so funny i actually laughed out loud.
#160 - feferest (07/01/2012) [+] (4 replies)
**feferest rolled a random image posted in comment #36903 at Slice of Life thread II ** MFW I see a spider.
#66 - MarkusEbear (07/01/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Never know what hit 'em!
#9 - andrewjla (07/01/2012) [-]
**andrewjla rolled a random image posted in comment #6147034 at FJ Pony Thread **
what i kill spiderbro with...
#305 - censing (07/01/2012) [+] (6 replies)
I once had a spider in my house I called Clarence. The first day I saw him I said to myself, 'okay, if you stay on the ceiling then fine. As soon as you come down I'ma kill your ass'.
After a week, Clarence had remained on the ceiling. He moved from corner to corner a lot, but never came down. He even killed a fly or two, which was nice.
Then about a week and a half later he was nowhere to be seen. I didn't take much notice, until late one night I saw him sitting on the handle of the fridge. I went to bed, then when I woke up the next day he was nowhere to be seen. I never saw Clarence again.

But he did leave me a going away present, a fly glued with web to my ceiling. I know he was probably just trying to say 'thank you', but murder is pretty damn illegal and I'd rather not have people thinking I'd committed the crime.
So, FJ... What's the best way to dispose of a dead body?
User avatar #231 - bitchplzzz (07/01/2012) [-]
Haha, the I-pad prolly broke mid air, knowing how quick Apple stuff breaks
#128 - hettio (07/01/2012) [+] (8 replies)
#5 - ColtPlaya (07/01/2012) [-]
inb4 skynet rules us all.
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