i need a magic eight ball

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#7 - drummingfool (07/01/2012) [+] (38 replies)

No homo.... but he's a good looking cartoon.

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#10 to #7 - sosetila (07/01/2012) [-]

I would suck his dick no homo.

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#13 to #10 - ancientchaos (07/01/2012) [-]

I would let him ravage me and call me dirty names while strapping down his best friend and making him watch our every lustful dream come to life.

No homo

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#14 to #13 - TurkeyCupcake (07/01/2012) [-]

I'd let him fondle my scrotum, lick my butthole and call me Samantha.

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#15 to #14 - ancientchaos (07/01/2012) [-]

Dude you're so homo right now

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#16 to #15 - N. Korean citizen (07/01/2012) [-]

please continue, I am enjoying this thread.

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#28 to #23 - Peirs (07/01/2012) [-]

Doesn't work unless you're a dude, lady.

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#32 to #29 - Peirs (07/01/2012) [-]

yes.

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#73 to #29 - santay (07/01/2012) [-]

The joke in this thread was that guys were saying they would do weird things with this cartoon guy and then calling "no homo". It doesn't work if a girl does it, since it's not homo anyway. I'm really surprised you didn't get the joke, it was pretty simple.

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#179 to #29 - N. Korean citizen (07/01/2012) [-]

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#190 to #29 - dustypengwin (07/01/2012) [-]

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#147 to #67 - LDBUK (07/01/2012) [-]

OH FUCK, THIS GUYS SMOOTH

no seriously, you sound like a desperate 12 year old

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#193 to #147 - spinsser (07/01/2012) [-]

well, I admit, that sounded extremely stupid (and it is)

but I meant it as a joke (it's not that funny as a joke either :S)[small][small]

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#141 to #67 - N. Korean citizen (07/01/2012) [-]

There are dating sites for that sort of thing you know?

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#192 to #67 - europe ONLINE (07/01/2012) [-]

someone needs attention.

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#191 to #67 - watchinniggazdrop (07/01/2012) [-]

DAYUM THIS NIGGA'S SMOOTH

You sound like a honry 6 year old

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#152 to #23 - drillur (07/01/2012) [-]

I read, "I'd let him cut off my hands and whip my ass until it bleeds"

what the fuck

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#25 to #14 - darthblam (07/01/2012) [-]

I'm done with this thread...

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#35 to #14 - playfaire (07/01/2012) [-]

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#109 to #14 - MarvelZombie (07/01/2012) [-]

you forgot to say no homo...

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#31 to #14 - dustypengwin (07/01/2012) [-]

Forgot to add "No homo"

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#33 to #31 - TurkeyCupcake (07/01/2012) [-]

Oh believe me... I forgot nothing...

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#34 to #33 - dustypengwin (07/01/2012) [-]

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#40 to #13 - rbanh (07/01/2012) [-]

I would watch Twilight with him

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#26 to #7 - agrebx (07/01/2012) [-]

I would sleep next to him on a park bench.

No hobo

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#22 to #7 - goldzeoranger **User deleted account** (07/01/2012) [-]

i would treat him to a nice dinner and talk about each other
homo

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#30 to #22 - dustypengwin (07/01/2012) [-]

Is that JonTron?

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#90 to #30 - goldzeoranger **User deleted account** (07/01/2012) [-]

sure is :D

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#91 to #90 - goldzeoranger **User deleted account** (07/01/2012) [-]

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#93 to #91 - goldzeoranger **User deleted account** (07/01/2012) [-]

**goldzeoranger rolls 60**

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#139 to #7 - instict (07/01/2012) [-]

i would start relationship with him and spend most of my time with him

no homo

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#162 to #161 - leredspy (07/01/2012) [-]

**leredspy rolls 33**

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#6 - ainsley (06/30/2012) [-]

What if you get married and your wife dies BEFORE you.
So technically you would've had a wife, but died alone because you died shortly after her.

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#138 - Lolspoon (07/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)

<- enlarge

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#24 - donuthomer **User deleted account** (07/01/2012) [+] (3 replies)

**donuthomer rolled a random image posted in comment #6601047 at FJ Pony Thread ** what i see when i look in the mirror

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#38 to #24 - bloodyfox **User deleted account** (07/01/2012) [-]

Have you considered consulting a psychiatrist?

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#54 to #24 - fargone (07/01/2012) [-]

Not only are you schizophrenic and/or have really bad eyesight, you are also a cartoon horse.
Congratulations.

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#120 to #24 - sirlorddarthvader (07/01/2012) [-]

exactly... which one... are you...?

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#68 - theist (07/01/2012) [+] (4 replies)

gonna wait for someone to roll this

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#70 to #68 - FuckOffNow (07/01/2012) [-]

**FuckOffNow rolled a random image posted in comment #37 at Drake and Josh **

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#71 to #70 - theist (07/01/2012) [-]

**theist rolled a random image posted in comment #6285566 at FJ Pony Thread ** nice roll

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#72 to #71 - theist (07/01/2012) [-]

**theist rolled a random image posted in comment #197 at I know I'm not alone ** I apologize for ponies, try again?

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#143 to #70 - threenewmessages (07/01/2012) [-]

**threenewmessages rolled a random image posted in comment #19535 at Anime & Manga ** Dat revalence

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#82 - legitturtle **User deleted account** (07/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)

**legitturtle rolled a random comment #85 posted by tyrlaron at Meanwhile in an alternate universe. ** :

Because playing WoW takes so much skill right?

Magic 8- ball.. Will I ever get married?

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#195 to #82 - tyrlaron (07/23/2012) [-]

Hah.

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#27 - iamphoenix (07/01/2012) [-]

Never dic alone. Always dic with a partner.

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#19 - metalninjared (07/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)

I imagined GLaDOS from Portal while reading the 8 Ball...

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#86 to #19 - pokemonstheshiz (07/01/2012) [-]

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#76 - N. Korean citizen (07/01/2012) [-]

**anonymous rolled a random comment #6634202 posted by doctormaniac at FJ Pony Thread ** :

i don't care

magc 8ball, will i die?

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#74 - commontroll (07/01/2012) [+] (5 replies)

**commontroll rolled a random comment #6625616 posted by larsonflare at FJ Pony Thread ** :

hugs all around!

Magic 8-Ball, do you really think she'll date me? And if not, then what should I do?

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#75 to #74 - commontroll (07/01/2012) [-]

That...

I don't.

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#81 to #75 - akkere (07/01/2012) [-]

I think "hugs all around" means friendzone. Sorry buddy.

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#83 to #81 - commontroll (07/01/2012) [-]

**commontroll rolls 0** It's not what she's saying... so I'm just confused on what the Magic 8-ball is saying. This time I'm using the image, so it's not some random comment yo.

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#85 to #83 - commontroll (07/01/2012) [-]

OH FUCK YOU TOO EIGHT BALL.

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#96 - rockshayde (07/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)

**rockshayde rolled a random comment #112 posted by syncop at Yummy ** :

Magic 8-Ball, will I ever have a threesome?

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#99 to #96 - rockshayde (07/01/2012) [-]

I'm out.

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#97 - wizardofstuff (07/01/2012) [-]

**wizardofstuff rolled a random comment #171 posted by thebreech at i want a genie ** :

just delete comment and we'll act like it never happened

Will I ever do drugs?

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#21 - axry (07/01/2012) [-]

I'll always be there for him

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#155 - N. Korean citizen (07/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)

**anonymous rolled a random comment #6635283 posted by xxangelisxx at FJ Pony Thread ** :

**xxangelisxx rolls 28** No.

will this guy i like end up going out with me?

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#157 to #155 - N. Korean citizen (07/01/2012) [-]

**anonymous rolled a random comment #110 posted by onlyanonymous at science frustration ** :

Costello: That's what I said!
Abbott: You ask me.
Costello: I throw the ball to who?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: Now you ask me.
Abbott: You throw the ball to Who?
Costello: Naturally.
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: Same as you! Same as YOU! I throw the ball to who. Whoever it is drops the ball and the guy runs to second. Who picks up the ball and throws it to What. What throws it to I Don't Know. I Don't Know throws it back to Tomorrow, Triple play. Another guy gets up and hits a long fly ball to Because. Why? I don't know! He's on third and I don't give a darn!
Abbott: What?
Costello: I said I don't give a darn!
Abbott: Oh, that's our shortstop.

...are... Are you sure? Will he at least kiss me?

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#158 to #157 - N. Korean citizen (07/01/2012) [-]

So is that a yes? *roll comment*

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#108 - peepeethesailor (07/01/2012) [-]

**peepeethesailor rolled a random comment #6642477 posted by wiredguy at FJ Pony Thread ** :

It's so fucked up.

I've known about it for ages, but today I'm tempted to actually DL it.

Magic 8 ball, will I ever have a 124som?

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#78 - dmackdaddy (07/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)

**dmackdaddy rolled a random image posted in comment #6363720 at FJ Pony Thread ** <-- This is what will kill me.

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#119 to #78 - fluttersparkle (07/01/2012) [-]

death via extreme masturbation. what a way to go.

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#102 - ilikelolz (07/01/2012) [-]

**ilikelolz rolled a random comment #6630149 posted by Lightclaw at FJ Pony Thread ** :

Derpy...o-o

Magic 8-ball, Will I ever get married?

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