YEAH

have a thumb sir.

Top Gear FTW

Women drivers man....women drivers.

takes 2 people to lift the rear, and move it.

Then I'll have my passenger get out and assist me.

there are stories here in europe where a groupe of 4 people picked them up and threw them in a river, me and some friends messed with one, it parked normally between 2 cars, we picked it up and rotated it 90*. it was a friend of ours.

1. Owner kicks down cardboard box.
2. ????
3. Net loss.

I never said to build a cardboard box. I was thinking of a nice and sturdy box made out of 2x4's and ply wood. None of that chip board crap. Then, anchor it to the ground with large spikes.

Lol and you would somehow manage it before he gets back to his car?

Well, that looks like the back part of a building. A business. It looks to me like a place employee's would park. Now, normally employee's don't just go back to their cars. So, you build the box in a couple hours, put it over the car, and tada.

Now we just have to find this guy...

Go to /b/. They're supposed to be good with that kind of stuff.

They only care about animal abuse. This would have to somehow deeply offend their humanity (Lol) for them to take action.

This should deeply offend /b/... Nobody likes smart cars.

**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #6336749 at FJ Pony Thread ** alternative solution
>hotwire car
>drive to car repair and paint shop
>paint car white
>disable alarm (so he cant find set it off with his keys)
>????
>break its windows anyways

lets see them get it off the a/c unit in the background

you sir deserve a thumbs up.

thank you:D