Texts From CAT. credit to weknowmemes. nil] Verizon (13: 33 PM Messages I' M ON YOUR COMPUTER IT IS FROZEN ON . GOTTA SAY, THESE . PUSSIES LOOK NOTHING LIKE US I. IN DA HOOD. i main CALM DOWN, I' M TRYING TC) HUNT THE CHILL OUT, t GOT IT. AND BTW I NAMED HIM JOHN. uni Verizon ( BRING ME A FISH. l BRING ME A FISH. . BRING ME A MOTHER , FUCKING FISH. . SEE, YEU' RE MY BITCH, I CAN MAKE YOU CND ANYTHING. . aite Verizon 3: 3
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Texts From CAT

credit to weknowmemes

nil] Verizon (13: 33 PM
Messages
I' M ON YOUR
COMPUTER
IT IS FROZEN ON .
GOTTA SAY, THESE .
PUSSIES LOOK
NOTHING LIKE US I.
IN DA HOOD. i
main
CALM DOWN, I' M
TRYING TC) HUNT THE
CHILL OUT, t GOT IT.
AND BTW I NAMED
HIM JOHN.
uni Verizon (
BRING ME A FISH. l
BRING ME A FISH. .
BRING ME A MOTHER ,
FUCKING FISH. .
SEE, YEU' RE MY
BITCH, I CAN MAKE
YOU CND ANYTHING. .
aite Verizon 3: 3 (14: 33 PM
A ages
Where ' going'? l.
DCDN' T KNOW, PM
WITH EEG.
HE SAID SOMETHING .
ABOUT SQUIRREL
FIGHT.
null Verizon M: 30 PM
REMEMBER JOHN .
GONNA HURT HIM.
HE PREMISED HE' LL
HELP ME CATCH THE
uni Verizon 3: 3 : 11 PM
Messages ' '
I MADE THE DOG
NEXT [TIER FEARS ME. l
TODAY THE DOG,
TOMORROW THE
WORLD. .
...
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#1 - boymanguy (06/30/2012) [-]
oh look a notification!!!
oh look a notification!!!
#17 - zaxzwim (07/01/2012) [-]
this is more like it (master of photoshop right here)
User avatar #2 - beerbellycolly (06/30/2012) [-]
not as good as texts from dog but also not the worst thing i have seen the day
User avatar #4 - FailureToComply (07/01/2012) [-]
I think this might be fake. Not because cats can't text, but because if they could, they'd still never respond to any of our attempts to contact them.
User avatar #8 - jirichi (07/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Dog >>>>> Cat
#23 - flyinghatcat (07/01/2012) [-]
Only works with dogs, cats don't act this way
User avatar #7 - zehprawn (07/01/2012) [-]
This just isn't funny.
#6 - N. Korean citizen (07/01/2012) [-]
fucking shit
only works with dog
#21 - meltedtoes (07/01/2012) [-]
i made the dog next dor fears me.   
jesus christ
i made the dog next dor fears me.
jesus christ
#19 - RodasAPC (07/01/2012) [-]
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User avatar #5 - biograde (07/01/2012) [+] (3 replies)
louis vs. rick

google it, i'm not gonna give you a link
#29 - youngfearless ONLINE (07/01/2012) [-]
MFW i that site at the beginning led me to CP


well time to clean out my hard drive
#28 - mildreder (07/01/2012) [-]
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#27 - Sammael (07/01/2012) [-]
yeah, no.
Texts from cat:

Me: Hi cat.
Cat: Fuck off.

Me: Hey you need something?
Cat: Fuck off.

Me: hey cat.
Cat: Slave, stop texting me.
#26 - nizarut (07/01/2012) [-]
Not terrible, but it's really only something you can do with Dog, not Cat.
#14 - N. Korean citizen (07/01/2012) [-]
How is this funny?
#3 - lackofcareingerer (07/01/2012) [-]
the replies from the owner ruined it
#32 - fuclord (07/04/2012) [-]
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