Olive Garden

Suffocation.
No breathing.
Don't give a fuck if my lungs get cheesy.

cut my life into pizza.
this is my plastic fork.
Suffocation.
No breathing.
Don't give a fuck if my lungs get cheesy.
*start awesome guitar riff*

this is my last bread stick!

It was on frontpage not long ago. It was a facebook post.

it really varies it has amazing bread sticks but like everything it has its good and bad days, sometimes it just tastes and feels better and more prepared than other days

Would you say it's better than Chilis? I fucking love Chilis.

its better than chilis but only in the way of a semi fancy chain restaurant, its got good food for one though espically if you like italian.... to better explain, its somewhere youd take a date for a night on the town or something like that, maybe even a birthday, but anniversary if you know what im saying

I get your flow brotha. I might just take my new gf out on a date I guess :P

thanks bro

and than after the date ;]

anytime

but not an anniversary*

take the damn wine home and surprise your parents with it on their anniversary, that's what I used to do

Too bad they won't seat you if not majority of party.



Also you are a douche, restaurant jobs fucking suck, show some respect cuntface.

I wash dishes in a mexican restraunt, I get more fried shit to deal with than a niggers toilet. So I know how bad restaurants are, also hostesses/waiters make tons of money there, because of big tips from bigger parties that usually eat at Olive Garden, I would leave a couple bucks for their trouble.

Whatever. I'm a host and I make ZERO tips. Also waiters get their shit taxed. Also I've been a dishwasher in a crazy busy sushi place, doesn't give me the right to fuck up other restaurants tables.

If you make zero tips, maybe you should work harder. XD

Well no, hosts don't get tips, we get paid a little more then minimum wage, but the waiters don't share tips with hosts. Which is actually pretty unfair! But I guess that way it makes us work harder for that server promotion.

that's funny, my OG is right next to a Texas Roadhouse too

They're good, not the most amazing thing ever but good. I don't really like Olive Garden outside of the salad. But my mom is Sicilian, so that probably has a lot to do with it.

<<< pretty much how I feel when eating an Olive Garden bread stick.

FINALLY a man who knows how to get a good tip -BroFist-