That childhood friend you hate

mfw i finished reading, i can relate to every single one of them

mfw i was that friend

"I get to play first, I'm the guest."
"I get to play first, it's my house."

It's sad that kids like this are exactly the same at 18.

My brother was out with some friends, and they all came back to my place with a tag along one of his friends knew. The fat chode saw I was playing Brawl and was all "Oh hey this is co-op you know".

So before I could say anything and without him even asking "Mind if I play?" the fat fuck picked up the controller and started playing the second character, immediately falling off the map and losing one of my characters.

I gave my brother a death stare, and mouthed for him to get rid of him, because if I said anything to this retard he would be emotionally crippled for years. So my brother tried convincing him to hang out with the rest of the group but the kid kept say "It's okay, I'm fine here."

I was just about to yell at this little puke when my brother told him I'd just gotten the Wii and the game and that I want to beat it alone. The kid looked back at me, saw I was pissed, and said "Oh, okay that makes sense" and he finally fucked off.

I made him feel like shit half an hour later when my friend showed up and he joined me, and the prick had the nerve to say "I thought you wanted to play alone". I never answered him and he went and told my brother I was a dick. My brother just told him to fuck off and kicked him out of the house.



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grows up. . .

i had friend like that when i was 8, after he stole 3 of the 4 Xbox controllers i had, i went to his house, stole his Xbox, sold it back for $200 after I said i had an extra he could have for his loss of his Xbox.

I rage just looking at that fat little fuck's place.

I have experienced each of those scenarios, as I'm sure many fellow FJ's have >:[

i enjoy seeing the correct use of this meme. i had many laughs!

When this hit's front page tomorrow I'm gonna be like"bitch please I'm a hipster, I liked this shit before it had thumbs"

"No, you can't cut in line."

"No means 'yes' in China!"

>it's a free country

THE RAGE OF A THOUSAND SUNS

Jokes on you guys. I don't have any friends. Haha

"let me play I'm the guest"
use it at the fuckers house
"its my house i get to choose"
FUCK

I hate this meme,
Whenever I see that kid I want to punch things - .-
It's not the kid.
Just the meme itself and having grown up with so many brats like that.

That horrible moment when I realize that I was this kid when I was younger.