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forever alone still
Uploaded by: notboobies
I still kinda smell like cat pee.
was mannered, ,
quiet, shy, intellectual,
Unable to (ind sex due ta inability
to strongarm himself into a
relationship with a girl
Takes care of himself but rarely
leaves the house, holds interests
that are too nerdy for 99% of girls
such as Video Games, Computers,
Anime, Scipii, Fantasy, Politics and
Science
Rightfully complains about the aloof
and disinterested nature of most girls
is usually fit, clean, groomed and
healthy
Females
Obese or overweight, ugly or
horribly deformed
Has some sort of mental illness
that requires outside care
Smells of cat pee, sweat and failure
Spends time talking to herself, her
porcelain dolls, her 13 cats or her
care worker from the psych ward
Is still only ronery because she
wouldnt accept anything less than a
hot vampire from the Twilight series
to come and sweep her off her Feet
with a Forklift fol] and take her on a
romantic trip to Hawai' i
quiet, shy, intellectual,
Unable to (ind sex due ta inability
to strongarm himself into a
relationship with a girl
Takes care of himself but rarely
leaves the house, holds interests
that are too nerdy for 99% of girls
such as Video Games, Computers,
Anime, Scipii, Fantasy, Politics and
Science
Rightfully complains about the aloof
and disinterested nature of most girls
is usually fit, clean, groomed and
healthy
Females
Obese or overweight, ugly or
horribly deformed
Has some sort of mental illness
that requires outside care
Smells of cat pee, sweat and failure
Spends time talking to herself, her
porcelain dolls, her 13 cats or her
care worker from the psych ward
Is still only ronery because she
wouldnt accept anything less than a
hot vampire from the Twilight series
to come and sweep her off her Feet
with a Forklift fol] and take her on a
romantic trip to Hawai' i
...
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#14
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pinkythepie (06/30/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
OBJECTION
Most "Foreveralone men hurrdurr" are fat, awkward and childish faggots.
But they believe they're so nice, but they aren't. They're just very egotistical.
Most "Foreveralone men hurrdurr" are fat, awkward and childish faggots.
But they believe they're so nice, but they aren't. They're just very egotistical.
#52
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msvegeta (06/30/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
Okay, so all forever alone guys are the perfect person?
And all forever alone girls are fat mountain trolls?
Yeah sorry, being "unable to strongarm himself into a relationship" is not a reason to be forever alone. It's a pathetic excuse. And nobody is that great. Sounds like OP and the children of FJ want a self esteem boost.
To further debunk this bullshit post, here's forever alone me. No mental illness, not ugly (or at least I like to think so), and no cats. I'm actually allergic to cats. I have a lovely purple beta fish. I am not the perfect person. But I do not fall into this shitty stereotype.
And all forever alone girls are fat mountain trolls?
Yeah sorry, being "unable to strongarm himself into a relationship" is not a reason to be forever alone. It's a pathetic excuse. And nobody is that great. Sounds like OP and the children of FJ want a self esteem boost.
To further debunk this bullshit post, here's forever alone me. No mental illness, not ugly (or at least I like to think so), and no cats. I'm actually allergic to cats. I have a lovely purple beta fish. I am not the perfect person. But I do not fall into this shitty stereotype.
#77
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N. Korean citizen (07/01/2012) [-] Scumbag FunnyJunk
>"I'm so lonely. Why don't girls love me, I'm the perfect man."
>"LOL, all single girls are disgusting idiotic bitches!"
>"I'm so lonely. Why don't girls love me, I'm the perfect man."
>"LOL, all single girls are disgusting idiotic bitches!"
#25
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pocketpotato (06/30/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
All single men are angels and all single girls are monsters? Are you for real??
#53
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lightningunicorn (06/30/2012) [-] Look, you don't have to look like
<this guy
for chicks to like you. If a girl's forever alone, it's probably because she's too shy to tell the guy she likes that she likes him (or girl, if such is her preference), or because she wants to be. Personally, I'm just unimpressed by the boys I've met. They have no goals, refuse to use their brains for anything, and are only ever trying to look "badass" or "cool". It's just a waste of my time to deal with them.
<this guy
for chicks to like you. If a girl's forever alone, it's probably because she's too shy to tell the guy she likes that she likes him (or girl, if such is her preference), or because she wants to be. Personally, I'm just unimpressed by the boys I've met. They have no goals, refuse to use their brains for anything, and are only ever trying to look "badass" or "cool". It's just a waste of my time to deal with them.
#18
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N. Korean citizen (06/30/2012) [+]
(5 replies)
Forever alone girl here
> Not fat
> Not hideous
> No cats
> Only want a nice, somewhat attractive guy with a good personality
It's not just guys that have it bad
> Not fat
> Not hideous
> No cats
> Only want a nice, somewhat attractive guy with a good personality
It's not just guys that have it bad
#20
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N. Korean citizen (06/30/2012) [-] Do to the fact that I am a Forever Alone Female and I look/act nothing like that mountain troll up there, I'd say that my accomplishment of the week has been fulfilled.
#91
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N. Korean citizen (07/01/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
"strongarm"? yeah that's right, every guy who gets laid is an obnoxious, muscle-bound jerk who basically harasses women into sleeping with them. Get fucking real, you're not an intellectual, you're a whining little shit with no backbone. Yeah, a lot of guys are self-interested assholes, and plenty of girls are aloof and whimsical. But reality is not made up of extremes, that's just a lie you tell yourself so you don't have to make an effort to find someone. Simply put, if what you're saying ISN'T true, then you must really be just another helpless loser.
Red thumb this shit if you like, doesn't mean it isn't true.
Red thumb this shit if you like, doesn't mean it isn't true.
#86
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JAKKUS (07/01/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
I'm the exact description of the male,
Frankly, its really easy to get into a relationship if you're as described.
Like honestly, incredibly easy, of course you get thought of as gay at first (which is all good if that's what you're going for), but it doesn't matter once you show that you're heterosexual (If you are).
If you're actually what is described, you should just not be a pussy ass bitch and grow some balls, because seriously, there is no need to complain.
Frankly, its really easy to get into a relationship if you're as described.
Like honestly, incredibly easy, of course you get thought of as gay at first (which is all good if that's what you're going for), but it doesn't matter once you show that you're heterosexual (If you are).
If you're actually what is described, you should just not be a pussy ass bitch and grow some balls, because seriously, there is no need to complain.
#72
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largenintimidating (07/01/2012) [-]
Son, I've seen a lot of egomtistical, self-serving, self-righteous posts like this in my lifetime, but this takes the cake.
It's so over the top, I have no recourse but to assume that you are trolling, because this being a serious post is something I can't even contemplate.
It's so over the top, I have no recourse but to assume that you are trolling, because this being a serious post is something I can't even contemplate.
#51
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N. Korean citizen (06/30/2012) [-]
Of course. If a guy can't get a girlfriends it's not his fault. If a girl can't get a boyfriend there is obviously something wrong with her.
#46
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Wernette (06/30/2012) [-] forever alone male aka 'I can't make a move because i'm afraid of rejection yet complain about being alone'
#4
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leafeknight (06/30/2012) [-] Despite the fact none of that is true, I will accept the fact that I am foreveralone.
#93
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N. Korean citizen (07/01/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
Foreveralones are pretty much the same whether they're male or female:
Generally 6/10 or lower, nerd (Flavours inc. anime, gamer, brony, computer/programmer type, comic book, DnD, anymore you care to think of), either quiet or weird or both, don't meet many members of their preferred sex because they stay at home on their website of choice at the weekend rather than go out. They tend to be more romantic than the average, too.
I am a 180lb 22yo femanon working a steady job with my own apartment. I do have one cat, but have excellent hygiene and am free of mental illness. I spent all of today playing Minecraft, and will go play Dragon's Dogma as soon as I'm done with the latest top uploads. I have been in one relationship in my life, which lasted between the ages of 13-15. I am a virgin, not by choice, and have not received a single romantic overture since my last relationship ended.
And I was trolled sufficiently by this post to post all of this in defence of foreveralone femanons everywhere.
Generally 6/10 or lower, nerd (Flavours inc. anime, gamer, brony, computer/programmer type, comic book, DnD, anymore you care to think of), either quiet or weird or both, don't meet many members of their preferred sex because they stay at home on their website of choice at the weekend rather than go out. They tend to be more romantic than the average, too.
I am a 180lb 22yo femanon working a steady job with my own apartment. I do have one cat, but have excellent hygiene and am free of mental illness. I spent all of today playing Minecraft, and will go play Dragon's Dogma as soon as I'm done with the latest top uploads. I have been in one relationship in my life, which lasted between the ages of 13-15. I am a virgin, not by choice, and have not received a single romantic overture since my last relationship ended.
And I was trolled sufficiently by this post to post all of this in defence of foreveralone femanons everywhere.
#23
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iamasquid (06/30/2012) [-] Forever alone guy here. Pretty much right except we don't all look like the guy in the picture. I'm handsome when I clean myself up, but more like the Grandma "Oh look how handsome my grandson is!" handsome. I can look somewhat "scruffy but sexy" if I try, but fuck facial hair, seriously, like sleeping on a Brillo Pad! I'm not "fit" in the athletic sense. I can run fast for short distances, or jog for long distances, but that's about it. I am healthy though. I could actually afford to put on a few pounds and still be healthy. All-in-all, the description of forever alone males as seen above is "a bit" flattering, but not entirely inaccurate. I can't say anything about forever alone females one way or the other, because I don't know any personally. Most of the girls that I know are either in a relationship despite their physical appearance "which makes me want to punch babies", or insanely attractive and in a committed relationship with someone...I think I landed square in the 1% of everything statistically off about the world...
Tl:Dr? I'm a huge faggot, please rape my face.
Tl:Dr? I'm a huge faggot, please rape my face.
