Thomas the faggot. Apparently he's gay.. My name is Thomas and I am a mt. I first had sex at the age of 11, with a man eld enaugh be my grandfather- New at age  Not homophobic
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Thomas the faggot

Apparently he's gay.

My name is Thomas and I am a mt.
I first had sex at the age of 11, with a man eld enaugh be my
grandfather- New at age 35 I have had sex with innumerable men, and
have virtually every knew STD, including a horrible case m anal
herpes, which deosn‘ t stop men hem flicking my asshole without a
condom. I have been penetrated deeply with various weapons, tools and
sporting objects, I have had broken bottles shoved into my asshole
when I was drunk, cigarette bums made en my nipples and genitals and
cuts made on my ass cheeks. I have been beaten senseless while two
guys ****** my asshole at the same time. We had twenty guys jack off
onto my face and Ne taken two fists up my asshole while stoned I
have fecal incontinence.
Here are descriptions of some cf my recent sexual experiences-
1. I was in a public bathroom, en my knees in a pool piss, with
this fiat meme my face, when I noticed that
the guy in the first stall had been in there fer an hour. Se alter the
fiat dude ejaculated en my face, we looked in the stall (they didn' t
have locks on them), and it turned wt the guy was dead as a dede. The
fat dude told me he wished he was still hard because it had always
been his fantasy cum inside a corpse' s asshole-
2. A guy was ******* my asshole and he was complaining that it was tee
Leese. I do have a very stretched out **** pipe, but this guy' s pecker
was tiny. Eventually we switched to oral sex. My fecal incontinence
had been bad, and his dick was completely severed with **** After he
came in my mouth, Mthree up on his Linoleum.
If Three men ********** me in a filthy hotel reem- They fruit
and vegetables into my butthole, made me lick their balls, whipped
me, spat en me, and came in my hair- Afterwards they paid me- They had
thought I was a prostitute all along! I didn' t tell them that I
wasn' t, and accepted the maney, with which I bought heroin,
icet?
In conclusion, lam a ******* slut.
Dafuq did T just read
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#5 - blueeyedpunk (06/30/2012) [+] (4 replies)
#3 - stealthpsybeast (06/30/2012) [-]
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#9 - anonymous (06/30/2012) [-]
at least he had fun...
User avatar #8 - ilbacondeity (06/30/2012) [-]
My junk went inside me.
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