Alternate Universe (part 7). . til Where are we going, dad? Well son, it' s take your kid to work day. I' m going to show you where I work. There it is, son. I  Alternate Universe (part 7) til Where are we going dad? Well son it' s take your kid to work day I' m show you where I There it is
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Where are we
going, dad?
Well son, it' s take your kid
to work day. I' m going to
show you where I work.
There it is, son.
I l it
I' m the lifeguard here.
Lil
Why do they need a lifeguard?
Swimming is really easy.
I know, Tyrone. But a
lot of white people
don' t know how to
swim.
Owhh. It' s probably
cause they' re fat from
eating so much KFC
all the time
Probably right, son. White people
sure do love fried chicken. And
watermelon.
Wait a minute... l left my
bike here yesterday.
ii hehehe
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#11 - aberhand
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(06/30/2012) [-]
I'm a lifeguard and I approve of this comic. Also, black people can't swim, it's a proven fact. Used to think it was just a stereotype, NOPE. Seen about 20 people get saved this summer, all of them black. Except a 5 year old white girl. Ergo, black people swim worse than 5 year old white girls.
#13 to #11 - anon id: b8cd1391
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Proven fact? Im black and i can swim, go back to Stormfront!
#18 to #13 - anon id: d6742f45
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Its a scientific fact. Go google it. Whites and asians' center of gravity are lower so they swim better BUT run worse. Africans have a higher center of gravity.
References
http://newsone.
com/591035/scientists-discover-why-black-runners-are-faster-than-whites/
#20 to #18 - phantomseeker
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for bringing science and logic into the equation
for bringing science and logic into the equation
User avatar #24 to #11 - nathanspartan
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when a city group comes into the pool i work at I swear to god they're like ******* ants trying to make a bridge across the pool atop their dead
User avatar #39 to #11 - fuckinfuckinfuck
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Yup. My friend had to read an instructional packet about lifegaurding at a summer camp, and it said that African Americans and other minorities are much more likely to drown and not know how to swim than white kids. True facts, ******.
#21 to #11 - tailsx
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I'm black and I can swim
#47 to #21 - nombredeusuario
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pics or it didn't happen
#43 - wirecred
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(06/30/2012) [-]
I white guy has stolen my bike before, I'm white and I love fried chicken and watermelon   
I live in an alternate universe
I white guy has stolen my bike before, I'm white and I love fried chicken and watermelon
I live in an alternate universe
User avatar #22 - awesomenessdefined
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So in the other universe, black people are basically slightly racist white people. Where does that leave the rest of the races?
User avatar #26 to #22 - theshinypen
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Jews killing germans
User avatar #27 to #26 - awesomenessdefined
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Americans jumping to Mexico
User avatar #28 to #27 - theshinypen
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I like that one, Africans being rather well off
User avatar #29 to #28 - awesomenessdefined
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Native Americans invading Europe
#46 - lolzordz
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#44 - User
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**User rolled a random image posted in comment #69 at Hyperrealistic Paintings Comp. **

sadly this does just happen in an alternate universe
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#15 - anon id: 05c42bec
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**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Video Game Health Bars ** *******
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#12 - anon id: 2c031aaa
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silly *******, they got it all wrong
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