Alternate Universe (part 7). . til Where are we going, dad? Well son, it' s take your kid to work day. I' m going to show you where I work. There it is, son. I
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Alternate Universe (part 7)

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Where are we
going, dad?
Well son, it' s take your kid
to work day. I' m going to
show you where I work.
There it is, son.
I l it
I' m the lifeguard here.
Lil
Why do they need a lifeguard?
Swimming is really easy.
I know, Tyrone. But a
lot of white people
don' t know how to
swim.
Owhh. It' s probably
cause they' re fat from
eating so much KFC
all the time
Probably right, son. White people
sure do love fried chicken. And
watermelon.
Wait a minute... l left my
bike here yesterday.
ii hehehe
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#11 - aberhand (06/30/2012) [+] (7 replies)
I'm a lifeguard and I approve of this comic. Also, black people can't swim, it's a proven fact. Used to think it was just a stereotype, NOPE. Seen about 20 people get saved this summer, all of them black. Except a 5 year old white girl. Ergo, black people swim worse than 5 year old white girls.
#43 - wirecred (06/30/2012) [-]
I white guy has stolen my bike before, I'm white and I love fried chicken and watermelon   
I live in an alternate universe
I white guy has stolen my bike before, I'm white and I love fried chicken and watermelon
I live in an alternate universe
User avatar #22 - awesomenessdefined (06/30/2012) [+] (4 replies)
So in the other universe, black people are basically slightly racist white people. Where does that leave the rest of the races?
User avatar #29 to #28 - awesomenessdefined (06/30/2012) [-]
Native Americans invading Europe
#44 - User (06/30/2012) [-]
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sadly this does just happen in an alternate universe
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User avatar #34 - banette (06/30/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I know this is just a joke picture, but I still feel the need to point this out.
Fat people are actually fairly good swimmers because their fat makes them especially buoyant.
I would know, I'm overweight and I have tried to make myself sink.
I'll just float right back up to the top.
User avatar #33 - dalemc (06/30/2012) [-]
I thought this story was heading to a crackden or something, remember ******* and paying tax don't go.
User avatar #30 - redJericho (06/30/2012) [-]
It's funny cause it's not racist since it's bashing white people.
#16 - anonymous (06/30/2012) [-]
This is ******** . How come those white kids know their dads?
#15 - anonymous (06/30/2012) [-]
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#12 - anonymous (06/30/2012) [-]
silly ******* , they got it all wrong
User avatar #7 - torchrose (06/30/2012) [-]
A black girl that was in my theater class is a lifeguard at the city's pool


needless to say I shall not be going there
#32 - RykenX (06/30/2012) [-]
Was anyone else expecting a kid taking his dad to work instead of a reversed, racist, adolescent joke?
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