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Worst times to shit
Uploaded by: ferndizzle
i thought of this when I was running and had to shit really bad
Worst Times to Find Out
During a run
During a test
Whilst in a pool
Whilst working out
Right when you pass a rest shop
In the middle of a movie
Right before a basketball game
you play in (or any sport for that
matter)
When at your girlfriends
thanksgiving
Right after you put the noodles
in the boiling water
The last five minutes before
your pizza is out of the oven
During the rush when you are
working at a restaurant
At 11: 58 PM. on (' Years Eve
AFTER you shower
During a run
During a test
Whilst in a pool
Whilst working out
Right when you pass a rest shop
In the middle of a movie
Right before a basketball game
you play in (or any sport for that
matter)
When at your girlfriends
thanksgiving
Right after you put the noodles
in the boiling water
The last five minutes before
your pizza is out of the oven
During the rush when you are
working at a restaurant
At 11: 58 PM. on (' Years Eve
AFTER you shower
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#19
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aaronshanks (06/30/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
Best time to shit, 11.58pm new year eve
for best results dont shit from christmas onwards so can poduce a large poo
Sync phone or watch to news time
go to toilet
sueeze poo out till the point wher you feel it may drop
let it hang until 12.00
cut the cord
bask in the satisfaction you have when fireworks are going off and everyone in the worlds cheering your ginormous poo
for best results dont shit from christmas onwards so can poduce a large poo
Sync phone or watch to news time
go to toilet
sueeze poo out till the point wher you feel it may drop
let it hang until 12.00
cut the cord
bask in the satisfaction you have when fireworks are going off and everyone in the worlds cheering your ginormous poo
#4
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strangeduck (06/29/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
this is good, but you might want to put some funnyjunk watermarks on it so no one tries to post it on another site
#52
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catsinlargeamounts **User deleted account** (06/30/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
The FJ watermarks would be so easy to block out if you made the background color black..
#35
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themastertroller (06/30/2012) [-] WHILST you shower... my god i feel like crying when that happens
#64
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thenewnuggubler ONLINE (06/30/2012) [-] -right when you get strapped in to a fucking rollercoaster
#31
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khalidshoukat (06/30/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
For a second there, I thought this was from 9gag. You should consider putting some FJ watermarks.
#28
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txikaze (06/30/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
FJ makes fun of 9Gag for watermarking then this post, which has FJ all over it, gets 340 thumbs because fuck logic.
#65
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oniganara ONLINE (06/30/2012) [-] you forgot to add on the list,
- right after you take a shit.
- right after you take a shit.
#73
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chraze (06/30/2012) [-]
When I was doing the 100m dash at school I had to shit really bad. Every step I took I let out a small fart, until the end when a very large one slipped out, and gave me a boost forward, and helped me win the race.
#48
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rubanman (06/30/2012) [-] something like this happened to me in high school
> on football team, middle of a big game
> hanging out on sidelines with quarterback, waiting to go in
> qb turns to us and says "guys, i really gotta shit"
> runs off
> play the next ten minutes with our second string qb, get beat to shit
> first string qb comes running back and yells "I just took the biggest dump of my life!"
> mfw
> on football team, middle of a big game
> hanging out on sidelines with quarterback, waiting to go in
> qb turns to us and says "guys, i really gotta shit"
> runs off
> play the next ten minutes with our second string qb, get beat to shit
> first string qb comes running back and yells "I just took the biggest dump of my life!"
> mfw
#36
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wertq ONLINE (06/30/2012) [-] Worst times to get shot.
While sleeping
While eating your breakfast
While playing a football game
While walking with girlfriend
Any other time.
Can I get tumbs for stating obvious too?
While sleeping
While eating your breakfast
While playing a football game
While walking with girlfriend
Any other time.
Can I get tumbs for stating obvious too?
