Puns. Puns everywhere.

Ital, omegle Talk to strangers!
You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol
Question to discuss:
So tonight was the big night. I took my
girlfriend to a wonderful romantic dinner
then we went to the gorgeous location
were we met. I was about to propose, I put
my hand in my pocket to get the ring,
Stranger: and realized
Stranger: it was made of grape jelly
Y: -u: And all I could think was that' s not grape,
and now I' m jelly of those who have rings
Stranger: i searched my back pocket and only found
ham
You: And thought to myself: I' m such a pig
Stranger: then this little piggy went to market
You: And this tale has a twist
Stranger: to the an
You: So then he an
Stranger: to the right
You: But then he thought, wait, this isn' t right
Stranger: this is square
You: and thought I must think outside the on