Old Man Win. But what if he has erectile dysfunction.... A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates. A woman walks past and says, snickering, If you were a gentleman you' d lift your hat." He raised an eyebrow and replied, If you weren' t so ugly, it would lift itself."
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Old Man Win

But what if he has erectile dysfunction...

A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.
For the sake of civility,
and to keep it from getting sunburned,
he had a hat over his privates.
A woman walks past and says, snickering,
If you were a gentleman you' d lift your hat."
He raised an eyebrow and replied,
If you weren' t so ugly,
it would lift itself."
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#3 - ganer ONLINE (06/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I don't see where in the text, it says it was an old man.   
   
I think OP has a thing for old men
I don't see where in the text, it says it was an old man.

I think OP has a thing for old men
#2 - martiini (06/29/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Fix'd.
#148 - Onewaystreetpark (06/30/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#181 - manirock (06/30/2012) [+] (6 replies)
**manirock rolls 66**
#39 - N. Korean citizen (06/30/2012) [-]
So the woman's basically saying "if you were a gentleman, you'd show me your wrinkly old dick and balls"?
#52 - HardyUndertook (06/30/2012) [-]
**HardyUndertook rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at F Bending? ** hfw he said that
#168 - grimmwaters ONLINE (06/30/2012) [+] (8 replies)
This should help him "raise his hat".
This should help him "raise his hat".
#4 - crazyhandss ONLINE (06/29/2012) [-]
#178 - norwegiandude (06/30/2012) [-]
Another old man win right here. Maybe It's time for a comp? Or a new channel?
#107 - N. Korean citizen (06/30/2012) [-]
Apply cold water directly to the burn.
#167 - wegotabadasshere (06/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
another old man win   
   
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another old man win

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#170 - enlil (06/30/2012) [-]
The joke doesn't mention that the man was old

#127 - thesilverpanther **User deleted account** (06/30/2012) [-]
#81 - bizzarenight (06/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**bizzarenight rolled a random image posted in comment #6362265 at FJ Pony Thread **
#204 - boxdweller ONLINE (06/30/2012) [-]
I hope he was a gentleman and offered her some of this.
#176 - mcrubxpcod (06/30/2012) [-]
SWAG
#157 - mrastrozombie (06/30/2012) [-]
that was a marvelous insult
that was a marvelous insult
#125 - absolyst ONLINE (06/30/2012) [-]
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