Satanist. this made me lol. File: -( 36 an 400x393) Ask a Satanist anything. Hows the tth grade going?. i find satanism hilarious, especially if you read some of the much older religious text that Christianity (and all of the major religions, as it so happens they
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Satanist

this made me lol

File: -( 36 an 400x393)
Ask a Satanist anything.
Hows the tth grade going?
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Submitted: 06/29/2012
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#30 - 4chan refugee (06/29/2012) [+] (6 replies)
i find satanism hilarious, especially if you read some of the much older religious text that Christianity (and all of the major religions, as it so happens they all seem to stem from the same roots) is based upon, the devil was never actually overtly evil, he was neutral, he was the angel of death acting on god's behalf, then the jews get hold of the religion and he becomes slightly darker, but is still not depicted as the root of all evil, the incident with the forbidden fruit being the closest thing to an evil act he actually does, then, we get the sequel: The New Testament, all of a sudden he's the anus of the world, scrotum of the universe and devourer of children.   
   
people should research fictional characters before they decide to worship them.
i find satanism hilarious, especially if you read some of the much older religious text that Christianity (and all of the major religions, as it so happens they all seem to stem from the same roots) is based upon, the devil was never actually overtly evil, he was neutral, he was the angel of death acting on god's behalf, then the jews get hold of the religion and he becomes slightly darker, but is still not depicted as the root of all evil, the incident with the forbidden fruit being the closest thing to an evil act he actually does, then, we get the sequel: The New Testament, all of a sudden he's the anus of the world, scrotum of the universe and devourer of children.

people should research fictional characters before they decide to worship them.
#56 - ascian (06/29/2012) [+] (3 replies)
The cursor was pissing me off.
#80 to #56 - akkere (06/30/2012) [-]
;~; Why doesn't anyone love me?
I work hard man. Jumping across all those pixes, and I can't even be in one single photo?
Why?
#39 - 4chan refugee (06/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
what the **** if 8th grade? and for retards they thinks satanists=devil lovers are wrong.google it! .Ps sorry for my drunk spelling.and no the pentagram is not a satanic symbol but they use it same whith satanism to piss of cristians.satanism=pissing off cristian muslim idiots that beleve in a storrytale of was and rape :D well hope some one understands. and im sorry again for the drunk spelling but PARTY HARD!i miss scool tho :/ or not. but it was fun to piss everyone off.faak i really need to [url deleted] sleep in 3 days.well have fun everyone.post some gore on 9fag for me please =)
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User avatar #24 - mrdivdiv (06/29/2012) [+] (6 replies)
What you need to ask a satanist is "How is Finland?"
User avatar #34 to #26 - elenana (06/29/2012) [-]
Im finnish and I dont even know anyone who is satanist.
User avatar #31 - arvali (06/29/2012) [+] (10 replies)
what does that 8th grade means? inb4 red thumbs...
User avatar #32 to #31 - frankwest (06/29/2012) [-]
It's the eighth year of schooling in America that's all.
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User avatar #7 to #5 - hajmahkra (06/29/2012) [-]
That would probably be the star of David.

Looks like we've got ourselves another Hitler
#104 - lolzordz (06/30/2012) [-]
this repost was from when i was in the 8th grade
this repost was from when i was in the 8th grade
User avatar #9 - flingwing (06/29/2012) [+] (10 replies)
why does it have hebrew on it?
User avatar #13 to #11 - isradam (06/29/2012) [-]
Please tell me how can you spell leviathan with a Z, an N, an R, a B and a TZ?
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User avatar #41 to #40 - Blargosnarf (06/29/2012) [-]
I'm fairly certain Anarchy isn't a religion... more or less a political statement.
#137 - idkguy (06/30/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**idkguy rolls 117**
#141 to #137 - subaqueousreach ONLINE (06/30/2012) [-]
You called?
#136 - breakfastlunch (06/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Hebrew letters around the pentagram   
   
Satan doesn't exist in Jewish beliefs
Hebrew letters around the pentagram

Satan doesn't exist in Jewish beliefs
#121 - 4chan refugee (06/30/2012) [-]
Trains, pic relevant
#73 - guiguito (06/29/2012) [+] (26 replies)
**guiguito rolls 92,744** i feel like rollin some six today
#127 to #73 - arnoldnorris (06/30/2012) [-]
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#75 - lolmasterx (06/30/2012) [-]
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#149 - sippay (06/30/2012) [-]
**sippay rolled a random image posted in comment #524 at Cyanide & Happiness Tweet ** the difference between Atheist and Satanists
User avatar #88 - kyfvini (06/30/2012) [-]
saw this on front page a week before
User avatar #8 - purplegorrila (06/29/2012) [-]
repost
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