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Company myths 3 (rp)

I didnt put this on the morbid channel because of the lack of morbid, but people still wanted it. understand what a myth is, stating true or false is irrlevant
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Company Myths 3
Myth: a story told as true, with odd circumstances, and whether it is
true or not is unknown.
So commenting a thousand times about which you say is true or false is
irrelevant. Just enjoy the myths.
Arizona
Arizona changed its "Southern style sweet tea" label after
consumers complained that it showed racial images.
Cuddle with me doll
Costco pulled a racially offensive "Cuddle with me" doll off store
its shelves.
Actor Benjamin Curtis, who played the "Steven" in
more than a dozen "Dude, you' re getting a Dell" commercials, was
arrested for marijuana possession. Dell decided to fire Curtis and
make new commercials to replace the old ones.
Milk
mil j
When cows are milked, sometimes there is a great deal of blood that
comes out along with the milk. This tainted milk is concealable,
except to the makers of chocolate milk, since the
cocoa hides the blood. And chocolate milk makers get the milk at
quite a bargain.
USA, Japan
In the 50' s a town in Japan was renamed Usa so that products could
be shipped to the US with the stamp MADE IN USA.
Tampons
Tampons contain Asbestos to encourage bleeding so women will use
more of them.
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an calms. ,
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Carma, a coldstone and salve sold in small jars, is
addictive.
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#2 - Giovone (06/28/2012) [+] (5 replies)
i love you whomadewho
i love you whomadewho
#7 to #2 - whomadewho (06/28/2012) [-]
And I love you random user.
#119 - bluegmc (06/29/2012) [+] (7 replies)
I am a dairy farmer and that is completely untrue. We have to dump the milk tainted with blood.
#32 - packdragon (06/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I drank chocolate milk Tuesday night and spent all that night and the day after throwing up....
I drank chocolate milk Tuesday night and spent all that night and the day after throwing up....
#42 to #32 - drblue (06/29/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, sir...

But you have


cow AIDS.
#81 - PedoBearFTW (06/29/2012) [+] (22 replies)
THE CHOCOLATE MILK ONE CANNOT BE TRUE. I DRINK THAT 						****					 EVERY DAY.
THE CHOCOLATE MILK ONE CANNOT BE TRUE. I DRINK THAT **** EVERY DAY.
#82 to #81 - gsnelson (06/29/2012) [-]
It is true, when the capillary in the teat expands, sometimes the capillaries break and mix into the milk. But its in so minute concentration you cant see it or taste it. Plus the pasteurization done to all dairy products (USDA demands all commercially sold dairy products need to be pasteurized) removes all bacteria, and the blood is pretty much removed through the process. Mostly you will see this in cows that have just given birth, due to the enlarged udder and teats from the increase in milk production to support the calves growth. You can feel safe having your chocolate milk, and all dairy products. Farmers are always looking out for your safety
#70 - hueyfreeman (06/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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No, Carmex isn't addictive, no, yeah
#181 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/29/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Actually, as a dairy farmer, it is illegal to sell milk to anyone that is tainted with blood. There are tests that you have to do on the milk every so often to mak sure its not contaminated. Also, if a significant amount blood does get into the milk, and that batch goes to the main tank, nine times out of ten they have to throw the whole tank out. Your chocolate milk is now safe to drink.
#84 - mrbosss (06/29/2012) [-]
<-----chocolate milk company
#123 - daaaaarkstar (06/29/2012) [-]
&gt;MFW chocolate milk.
>MFW chocolate milk.
#161 - drexz (06/29/2012) [+] (5 replies)
How am I supposed to drink chocolate milk ever again?
#197 - floggnaw (06/29/2012) [-]
"Carmex does not heal cold sores although it does make them shiny and more noticeable."
User avatar #140 - coloredfolks (06/29/2012) [+] (8 replies)
the milk one is false, i milk cows for a living and have never once seen blood come out of the udder. now i have seen udders that have cuts or scrapes that have blood and udders that have high bacteria or sematic cell counts, but never blood coming out with the milk.
#5 - yaarun (06/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
AHH, ASBESTOS. IS THERE ANYTHING IT CAN'T DO?
#201 - ibower (06/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
mfw i'm drinking chocolate milk while reading this
#175 - norwegiandude (06/29/2012) [-]
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mfw I drink chocolate milk after I have seen this.
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mfw I drink chocolate milk after I have seen this.
User avatar #103 - miniwilliam (06/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The milk one, atleast, is just that. A myth. It's BS.

I should pretty much know since I went on a week long trip to a farm, and every day, in the morning, I was the one milking the cows. No blood, ever.

Milk is produced and kept in milk glands that are attached to the udder itself, if blood comes out of those glands, there is something SERIOUSLY wrong with your ******* cow, as I milked just about 3-4 per day for a week.
#245 - snowytuesday (06/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The town mentioned is Usa (宇佐) in Oita Prefecture of Kyushu, and it's true that goods manufactured there were labeled "Made in the USA" but it wasn't renamed for that purpose. The town (city now) was named during the 8th century.

Source: Personally born and raised in Usa, Oita Prefecture c:
#185 - powerfapping (06/29/2012) [-]
Anybody ever put Carmex on your balls?

No, Just me?

Well you guys are missing out.
#206 - beautifulmonster (06/29/2012) [-]
I just finished my glass of chocolate milk..
#15 - cptfox (06/28/2012) [-]
mfw the chocolate milk one. mfw i bought some chocolate milk a week ago
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