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m e trial, a southern prosecuting attorney called his first witness.
a , elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked,
Hrs. Jones. do you know me'?' She responded. ‘why. yes, I do know you, Mr.
We known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you' been a
big disappointment to me. Tau lie, you cheat on your wife, and you
manipulate people and tall: about them behind their backs. Yau think you' re a
big shot when you haven' t the brains to realize you' ll never amount to
anything more than a twohot paper pusher. ‘res. I new you.‘
The lawyer was stunned. Hot whet else to do, he pointed across the
room end asked, Titre Jones. do you know the offense attorney?‘
She again replied, ‘Why yes, I do. he known Mr, Bradley since he was In
youngster, too. He' s lazy, bigoted, and he has a problem. He cant build a normal relationship with
anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife
with three different women. tine of them was your wife. Yes. I know Mm.'
The defense attorney nearly died.
The page as! -we both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet invoice, said.
If Elmer of you Idiot! asks her if she knows , I' ll ‘lend you to the dlet: trde chair.‘