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I need your help FJ. help me decide what to do. I will reward you all with... COOKIES!!<br />
thumb up- do it thumb down- don't do it<br />
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Indy Cockblock Story
Today I saw Mondo 's comic entitled "C ck”. Upen seeing this, I was
immediately reminded orsomething that happened to me a couple
My "friend" was mo st likely the biggest ceck blo dkey in history-.
I really liked this girl who I will refer to as.. Jessica.. She was the first chair Alto
saxophone in my jazz band, I was gnd chair Alto, and my friend who I will refer to
as.. Tedd.. was rrd chair alto. I had liked Jessica for a long time, and I
had been told by her friends that she liked me. I was planning en asking her
out to a movie, then ice cream, then asking her to . Todd was a lady' s
man, and was pretty good friends with her. I told Todd about asking her out, which
I was going to do later that week, to make sure he wochen' t snag her before I did,
and since he was friends with her, maybe to hint that I liked her sense time. After
a couple offars, I firefly gained the courage to ask her out. When I asked her, my
timing was perfect. I was nice, polite, and in my opinion very charming. After
asking her, she smiled and said. (I will never forget her words) "ehh.. sew, i' m
going an a date with Todd tonight, maybe seine other time." I was polite and calm
ab out it, accepted her rejection and she left.
After about 5 minutes of p acing around the hall out side offur band reem (it was
after schewl and I was waiting for my brother who was my ride) telling myself that
it was all go ed and there was Always next year, and maybe they wen' t get in a
relationship, I had an epiphany. I realized that I was a complete and tital Eduard
for even thinking that. That fudging player as shale ****** me over
and stole the girl I liked when he had at least 4 other girls (all ofthem told him
multiple times they liked him) lined up. Ofcourse, as I exp acted, within the next
week I saw en the newsfeed " Todd and Jessica are in a relationship"
Needless to say, I was furious. The next day I broke his nese and got a 3 day
suspension That bastard deserved every bit of p am he got, if net mere.
Unfortunately, our friendship which had been going strong since tth grade was
over, and my crush was gene. But I guess it all worked I am new
dating his sister, who I must say if ******* het.
I as sure you , my revenge is net complete. Over the last month er , I have
been regaining his trust, and talking to him fairly often ever text message where he
has shared with me many secrets about his fairly premis cums life. [These secrets
include who he' s cheated on Jessica with, what he did to the girls he cheated with,
him sharing very detailed information about his and J es sica' s love life which Pm
sure she would not appreciate him sharing with others, him saying en several
different occasions that he doesn' tlike her, and never has, and the icing an the
cake, several pictures (taken by my camera phone) making out with 6
different girls all on different occasions (I will share all of these photos with every
girl who is in them) Also, I to these pictures when he brought them to hang out
with me and my other friends, Pm not stalking him..
With all of this information, I have the ability to destroy his entire an life, his
relationship with J es sica, all of the girls he has cheated en Jessica with (I think it' s
up to ab out 9 er I o now), and the rest ethis time in high schewl will be him being
hated by every one ethis former friends.
In other words, Todd' s high sche life will be destroyed, and he will have to live
for another year (we are juniors) in his own little hell.
Fl that' s my story. What do you think? Should I destroy him, er shouldi
live and let live? I hate that Bastards guts for the way he treats women, and for
what he did to me, but Pm not generally a bad persin..
PS. If I end up doing it, I will post the story about the aftermath.
Gazoogo
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Submitted: 04/25/2010
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User avatar #132 - MysteriousMaxWell (04/26/2010) [+] (28 replies)
Ok... be a P.O.S. if it makes you feel better. Just adds more assholes to the world.
User avatar #229 to #171 - Crzychipmunk (04/26/2010) [-]
Well I suppose you could do that. Maybe get it in the school newspaper, or a more expensive and permanent route, buy an entire page in the yearbook with the photos. Don't add descriptions, just dates to each pic. The ladies will figure it out and band together.
User avatar #250 - Cambro (04/26/2010) [+] (1 reply)
dude, Tiger's been through enough already
User avatar #647 - LarryPlatt (04/26/2010) [+] (3 replies)
I HAVE A BRILLIANT IDEA

Put the photos in a collaboration and post it on funnyjunk, then we'll do the honors of thumbing them up. Tomorrow during school say "I have this funny picture to show you 'Jessica,'" and show her the top pic on funnyjunk, which will be her boyfriend making out with six other girls. You want revenge? That's the way to do it.
#196 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/26/2010) [+] (5 replies)
ehat happens if todd is a funnyjunker?
User avatar #130 - Crzychipmunk (04/26/2010) [+] (8 replies)
When you do it, take a few pics of the poor sap as it hits the fan. Video if possible. Tell the top tier members and trolls of this site his FB account, or email, and we can have at him. don't post it to the general public or a bunch of the 10 year old members will only spam "FJ FTW" and that would only be annoying. Come on, let some of FJ help, even if its just a little.
User avatar #137 to #130 - Crzychipmunk (04/26/2010) [-]
Oh, and on a few occassions, pull a pair of his sisters panties out of your pocket and give it a whiff when he is around. And remind him when ever possible that his sis is a freakin beast in bed
User avatar #1448 - HappyStan (06/10/2010) [-]
We need a foto of your face so we can make a new meme.

Guy steals your girl

*foto here*

Bang his sister
User avatar #1 - Dweezy (04/25/2010) [+] (7 replies)
He broke bro's before ho's, so break his anus with marbles...
Also yeah, share those pics
User avatar #85 - imonagoat (04/26/2010) [-]
well normally i would say do it and **** him over but you are dating his sister and if you really like her and think it might affect your relationship with her then i would reconsider the whole thing
#212 - JcSuRfer **User deleted account** (04/26/2010) [-]
Lmao funny **** but
dont do it bro...remember u have his SIS!
If u do it u'll sink to his level
User avatar #140 - ReaganSmash (04/26/2010) [-]
Just stick it in his sister!
User avatar #121 - squeaky (04/26/2010) [+] (3 replies)
CRUSH HIM. Not only will you exact your revenge, but you will be a hero amongst the women, they will love you for protecting them and educating them of 'Todd'. Unfortunatly you and 'Todd' will never be able to mend a friendship. Plus, I'd drop 'Jessica'. It might just be me, but I prefer girls who are rather innocent, sexually anyways. AND NO, I AM NOT SAYING I WOULD ONLY DATE VIRGINS. I'm saying that relationships change WAY too much when sex gets involved. I would wait for the girl to be ready, because I'm that kind of kind-hearted, sweet, adorable, perfect guy. All in all, the final decision is your's though. Take in everyone's advice, and decide if you want to crush the cheating, cock-mongling, ************* , ********* 'Todd'.
User avatar #131 to #121 - gazoogo (04/26/2010) [-]
yeah, that bastard is pretty cold hearted. it is horrible for me and my friends who know what is going on to sit back and watch him play these girls. i'm friends with a couple of them, and have tried to explain to them the situation they were getting themselves into, but he has them completely brainwashed. one girl who is a freshman who he was involved with actually saw him make out with one of my good friends (i wanted to stab him for that) and she got pissy for about a week, then came crawling right back to him. i mean jesus christ!!! girls are ******* retarded, he is evil, and now that i think about it more, i'm leaning toward destroying him again. Thanks for your input squeaky.
#1216 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/26/2010) [+] (1 reply)
TheDesigner just made FJ a enemy of me, those little "hey im a slut in your area" pop ups show up in the corner of the screen
User avatar #142 - RaccoonKyle (04/26/2010) [-]
**** his world, bro. Sorry about the girl.
User avatar #139 - satanisthesavior (04/26/2010) [-]
DO IT. DON'T BE A PUSHOVER. DO IT FOR THE GIRLS HE IS DOING THIS TO.
#138 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/26/2010) [-]
FINISH HIM
Let the ****** burn.
User avatar #135 - Jamz (04/26/2010) [-]
I say DO IT!!
I wanna see his face when he finds out whats happening
User avatar #698 - DoctorDinosaur (04/26/2010) [+] (1 reply)
If you strike him down, YOU will become more powerful then you could ever imagine.
#574 - Adelgard (04/26/2010) [-]
Do it bro he deserves it.
also...
BITCHES DON'T KNOW BOUT MY EVIDENCE
User avatar #186 - jogz (04/26/2010) [-]
lock him up in your basement and tell him you want to play a game. Or.....you could blackmail him with that incriminating evidence :D
User avatar #133 - RAMOS (04/26/2010) [-]
for ******* u over like that...DO IT!!!
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