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The only time I ever won a race
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#14
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N. Korean citizen (06/28/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
If winning that "race" meant becoming you then I think you lost.
This is the only time my parents have been proud of me.
OLD JOKE ALERT!
Why is sperm white?
Because if it were black it wouldn't be able to swim.
Why is sperm white?
Because if it were black it wouldn't be able to swim.
What i dont understand is what happens to all the other sperm a tiny micromilimeter away from getting in the egg? Does the egg just put up a shield and a shit tton of lazers and guns and start gunning down all the other sperm or something?
FUCK SHIT CUNT!!!!! I HAVE A FUCKIN TWIN THAT'S A MINUTE OLDER THEN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
#75
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protex (06/28/2012) [-]
**protex rolled a random image posted in comment #44 at Oh look at the time, I'm a FUCKING BIRD ** mfw i win a race.