Yes, I love dying!!
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lolwatthe (06/28/2012) [-] 1.Taunt him to stick his gun in mouth your
2.turn head when he is about to shoot
3.Get shot in cheek
4.Cry like a bitch
4.Guy is in shock, bite his hand
5.Somehow get loose of chair/chair off floor and attack like a honey badger
6.Walk free like a bad ass/Leave with the chair strapped to ass
7.Die from obvious stupidity at any of these steps
2.turn head when he is about to shoot
3.Get shot in cheek
4.Guy is in shock, bite his hand
5.Somehow get loose of chair/chair off floor and attack like a honey badger
6.Walk free like a bad ass/Leave with the chair strapped to ass
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nITE (06/28/2012) [-] Robber: "You wanna die?"
Hostage: "Yes, that would be lovely! Considering the fact i'm your only hostage and when you shoot me the police outside of this place are gonna come marching in."
*Robber Sad troll face*
Hostage "Dumbass! *Scoots the chair outside* "How unprofessional." "Last time I come to New York."
Hostage: "Yes, that would be lovely! Considering the fact i'm your only hostage and when you shoot me the police outside of this place are gonna come marching in."
*Robber Sad troll face*
Hostage "Dumbass! *Scoots the chair outside* "How unprofessional." "Last time I come to New York."
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anon (06/28/2012) [-]
Realistic Version:
Robber: "You wanna die?"
Hostage: "Yes, that would be lovely! Considering the fact i'm your only hostage and when you shoot me the police outside of this place are gonna come marching in."
*Robber shoots hostage in a not so fatal area*
Robber: If you resist me, I'll be sure to make your death as painful as possible. You wouldn't want to leave this place handicapped would you? How about I poke our your eyes with a knife, after I'm done with you, no one will recognize your ugly face.
etc.
Robber: "You wanna die?"
Hostage: "Yes, that would be lovely! Considering the fact i'm your only hostage and when you shoot me the police outside of this place are gonna come marching in."
*Robber shoots hostage in a not so fatal area*
Robber: If you resist me, I'll be sure to make your death as painful as possible. You wouldn't want to leave this place handicapped would you? How about I poke our your eyes with a knife, after I'm done with you, no one will recognize your ugly face.
etc.
#109
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wegotabadasshere (06/28/2012) [-] **wegotabadasshere rolled a random image posted in comment #5965449 at FJ Pony Thread **
What the criminal ended up doing
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What the criminal ended up doing
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carlose (06/28/2012) [-] **carlose rolled a random image posted in comment #1179 at Why I Hate Facebook ** sweet roll
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zombieloan (06/28/2012) [-] **zombieloan rolled a random image posted in comment #1823 at Politics **
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hairydickfarts (06/28/2012) [-] **hairydickfarts rolled a random image posted in comment #6437195 at FJ Pony Thread ** YES! because sarcasm is the perfect thing to resort to in that situation
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shifleyponylover (06/28/2012) [-] **shifleyponylover rolls 995** I have a proposition, this is my first roll ever, if I get trips, everyone in this thread will from this day onwards be diamonds
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shifleyponylover (06/28/2012) [-] **shifleyponylover rolls 4** My final attempt at redemption... Give me the number I require
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patriotprideboy (06/28/2012) [-] **patriotprideboy rolled a random image posted in comment #35 at I didn't need sleep anyways.. ** Punchline in title. **** off, OP.
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zombieloan (06/28/2012) [-] **zombieloan rolled a random image posted in comment #58 at Didney Worl? **
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jesusdude (06/28/2012) [-] **jesusdude rolled a random image posted in comment #8109 at Music **
Nipples are a great source of Vitamin N.
Nipples are a great source of Vitamin N.
