Yes, I love dying!!. The last seconds of your life used for a sarcastic retort are the last seconds well used.. Average heritage situation. "Yul; WANNA DIE?!"
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Yes, I love dying!!

The last seconds of your life used for a sarcastic retort are the last seconds well used.

Average heritage situation. "Yul; WANNA DIE?!"
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User avatar #3 - lolwatthe (06/28/2012) [+] (5 replies)
1.Taunt him to stick his gun in mouth your
2.turn head when he is about to shoot
3.Get shot in cheek
4.Cry like a bitch
4.Guy is in shock, bite his hand
5.Somehow get loose of chair/chair off floor and attack like a honey badger
6.Walk free like a bad ass/Leave with the chair strapped to ass
7.Die from obvious stupidity at any of these steps
#33 - masterboll (06/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#61 - nITE (06/28/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Robber: "You wanna die?"

Hostage: "Yes, that would be lovely! Considering the fact i'm your only hostage and when you shoot me the police outside of this place are gonna come marching in."

*Robber Sad troll face*

Hostage "Dumbass! *Scoots the chair outside* "How unprofessional." "Last time I come to New York."
#26 - elatedmonkey (06/28/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#47 - shadowalchemist (06/28/2012) [-]
he must be buddhist...reincarnation sounds hot
#16 - shifleyponylover (06/28/2012) [+] (9 replies)
**shifleyponylover rolls 995** I have a proposition, this is my first roll ever, if I get trips, everyone in this thread will from this day onwards be diamonds
#19 to #16 - shifleyponylover (06/28/2012) [-]
**shifleyponylover rolls 4** My final attempt at redemption... Give me the number I require
#46 - notsohalpful (06/28/2012) [-]
Mfw dying.
#74 - xli (06/28/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Bitch, please.
Bitch, please.
#109 - wegotabadasshere (06/28/2012) [+] (4 replies)
**wegotabadasshere rolled a random image posted in comment #5965449 at FJ Pony Thread **   
   
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#69 - deadlypacifist (06/28/2012) [-]
Or you could just do this?
Or you could just do this?
#28 - hairydickfarts (06/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**hairydickfarts rolled a random image posted in comment #6437195 at FJ Pony Thread ** YES! because sarcasm is the perfect thing to resort to in that situation
#103 - patriotprideboy (06/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**patriotprideboy rolled a random image posted in comment #35 at I didn't need sleep anyways.. ** Punchline in title. Fuck off, OP.
#105 to #103 - asianizer (06/28/2012) [-]
Not this again :|
Not this again :|
#91 - ductapemyheart (06/28/2012) [-]
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#72 - N. Korean citizen (06/28/2012) [-]
<----- my hostage
#55 - simoon **User deleted account** (06/28/2012) [-]
**simoon rolled a random image posted in comment #201 at The daily job of SWAT **
#100 - N. Korean citizen (06/28/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #40 at Tolerance **
how i die
User avatar #66 - iamzombie (06/28/2012) [-]
....then he got shot, THE END
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