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Yes, I love dying!!
The last seconds of your life used for a sarcastic retort are the last seconds well used.
Average heritage situation. "Yul; WANNA DIE?!"
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1.Taunt him to stick his gun in mouth your
2.turn head when he is about to shoot
3.Get shot in cheek
4.Cry like a bitch
4.Guy is in shock, bite his hand
5.Somehow get loose of chair/chair off floor and attack like a honey badger
6.Walk free like a bad ass/Leave with the chair strapped to ass
7.Die from obvious stupidity at any of these steps
2.turn head when he is about to shoot
3.Get shot in cheek
4.Guy is in shock, bite his hand
5.Somehow get loose of chair/chair off floor and attack like a honey badger
6.Walk free like a bad ass/Leave with the chair strapped to ass
#61
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nITE (06/28/2012) [+]
(7 replies)
Robber: "You wanna die?"
Hostage: "Yes, that would be lovely! Considering the fact i'm your only hostage and when you shoot me the police outside of this place are gonna come marching in."
*Robber Sad troll face*
Hostage "Dumbass! *Scoots the chair outside* "How unprofessional." "Last time I come to New York."
Hostage: "Yes, that would be lovely! Considering the fact i'm your only hostage and when you shoot me the police outside of this place are gonna come marching in."
*Robber Sad troll face*
Hostage "Dumbass! *Scoots the chair outside* "How unprofessional." "Last time I come to New York."
#109
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wegotabadasshere (06/28/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
**wegotabadasshere rolled a random image posted in comment #5965449 at FJ Pony Thread **
What the criminal ended up doing
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#28
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hairydickfarts (06/28/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
**hairydickfarts rolled a random image posted in comment #6437195 at FJ Pony Thread ** YES! because sarcasm is the perfect thing to resort to in that situation
#103
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patriotprideboy (06/28/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
**patriotprideboy rolled a random image posted in comment #35 at I didn't need sleep anyways.. ** Punchline in title. Fuck off, OP.
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simoon **User deleted account** (06/28/2012) [-]
**simoon rolled a random image posted in comment #201 at The daily job of SWAT **