Venom

because hes cooler than spiderman

Let me introduce you to my newest team member.

if venom was in the movie it would actually be pretty fucking epic

Hey Faggots,

Our name is Venom, and we hate every single one of you. All of you are retarded, powerless, humans who spend every second of their day reading the Daily Bugle. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever permanently bonded with a host? We guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to Aunt May.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit us with your best shot. We're pretty much perfect. We have all of Spiderman's powers amplified and we can generate our own natural webbing fluid. What fluids can you generate, other than the substance you produce when you jack off to naked drawn Japanese people? We are also an ace photographer, and we have an insane symbiote offspring (It just bonded with a serial killer; Shit was SO Carnage). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves (before we do). Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's us and our former host.

I always liked Venom better than Spiderman, he was always cooler in my opinion. He also later becomes a good guy eventually.

Gif is relevant.

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Does Venom like Shawarma?

Venom actually has been recruited into a type of Avengers as this form. His host is Flash Thompson, who was Peter's bully in high school but turned into a good guy and went to Afghanistan. He was a renowned soldier, but lost his legs. As a reward, the government allowed him to be the weapon for a special ops Venom that fights for the good of man. Venom also allows him to grow his legs back.

pic related, its this bad ass

I like Deadpool better.