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company myths 2 (rp)
Uploaded by: whomadewho
I didnt put this on the morbid channel because of the lack of morbid, but people still wanted it. understand what a myth is, stating true or false is irrlevant
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Company Myths 2
Cokeacola
Coke Time
The modern image of Santa Claus in a suit is derived
from advertising illustrations created for The Company.
Cokeacola Superior
It' s the real thing
The corporation sends people around the country
ordering "Coke" at restaurants. If it isn' t real Coke they send the
restaurant a letter reminding them that "Coke" refers to soft
drinks made by , not Pepsi or anyone else.
Diet Pepsi actually has calories, but they get away with labelling the
ingredient incorrectly by paying a yearly tine.
Tootsie Pop
A Tootsie Pop wrapper with a picture of a indian shooting a star
with an arrow, can be redeemed for free candy.
KFC
The reason Kentucky Fried Chicken has changed their name to
KFC is because they no longer use chickens, they' genetically
created a that has no beak, feet or feathers and is fed
through a tube until it reaches the proper size. KFC can no longer
advertise chicken because of this, if you' H notice the word chicken
has been removed from their menus and advertisements.
Gatorade
Gatorade was named for the Florida Gators, The university of
Florida' s football team.
Pop Rocks
Eating Pop Rocks with soda causes your stomach to explode, a
famous victim of this fatal combination was Mikey from the Life
Cereal commercials.
Cokeacola
Coke Time
The modern image of Santa Claus in a suit is derived
from advertising illustrations created for The Company.
Cokeacola Superior
It' s the real thing
The corporation sends people around the country
ordering "Coke" at restaurants. If it isn' t real Coke they send the
restaurant a letter reminding them that "Coke" refers to soft
drinks made by , not Pepsi or anyone else.
Diet Pepsi actually has calories, but they get away with labelling the
ingredient incorrectly by paying a yearly tine.
Tootsie Pop
A Tootsie Pop wrapper with a picture of a indian shooting a star
with an arrow, can be redeemed for free candy.
KFC
The reason Kentucky Fried Chicken has changed their name to
KFC is because they no longer use chickens, they' genetically
created a that has no beak, feet or feathers and is fed
through a tube until it reaches the proper size. KFC can no longer
advertise chicken because of this, if you' H notice the word chicken
has been removed from their menus and advertisements.
Gatorade
Gatorade was named for the Florida Gators, The university of
Florida' s football team.
Pop Rocks
Eating Pop Rocks with soda causes your stomach to explode, a
famous victim of this fatal combination was Mikey from the Life
Cereal commercials.
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#444
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N. Korean citizen (06/28/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
KFC? I see the word chicken all the time, They say "Our fresh hand-breaded chicken is made fresh"
The florida gators scientist made gatorade therefore that one is true
#172
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thepenname (06/28/2012) [-]
I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED ABOUT KFC USING GENETICALLY MODIFIED MEAT-BLOBS, BUT I COULD HAVE SWORN I HEARD THEM SAY "CHICKEN" IN THE LAST ADS I SAW. THEN AGAIN, I RARELY WATCH LIVE TELEVISION.
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