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This week, the conjunction
of your mom' s ass with my
slapping hand" results in
what can only be termed as
a "restraining order" and the
irreversible end of our friend-
ship. In an attempt to lose
your "slapping hand'', you
get a big old kitchen knife
and stab yourself in the heart.
Blasted “treachery hand"...
This week, destiny betrays
you and leaves you for dead.
You' re walking home in the
morning after a sick night
out, when suddenly a man
jumps out of a bin and twee-.
zers you in the ass, mortally
wounding you. As you bleed
to death in the morning sun,
you whisper your final, eter-
nal, majestic words,... Wold)"
This week, you go mite),
David Cameroid' s. ,
give him a good old
as Want in his Amat, ttr', i, 1,
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while Vince Catalan l‘ .
Miliband , scaryy' rtf,"
youre tapping I
in the Library toilets when a
a guy pokes his head over
the cubicle. "Hey", -he says,
Can I watch?" "Sure", you
reply, and as you cum you
shit your guts out, pick them.
out of the toilet and force
them' back in. You lockup
at his shocked face and