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Nothing unusual here

land
The
s is
wt to
saw
and
men
sim-
l the
This week, the conjunction
of your mom' s ass with my
slapping hand" results in
what can only be termed as
a "restraining order" and the
irreversible end of our friend-
ship. In an attempt to lose
your "slapping hand'', you
get a big old kitchen knife
and stab yourself in the heart.
Blasted “treachery hand"...
This week, destiny betrays
you and leaves you for dead.
You' re walking home in the
morning after a sick night
out, when suddenly a man
jumps out of a bin and twee-.
zers you in the ass, mortally
wounding you. As you bleed
to death in the morning sun,
you whisper your final, eter-
nal, majestic words,... Wold)"
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in the Library toilets when a
a guy pokes his head over
the cubicle. "Hey", -he says,
Can I watch?" "Sure", you
reply, and as you cum you
**** your guts out, pick them.
out of the toilet and force
them' back in. You lockup
at his shocked face and
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#48 - stevethegeneral (06/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
When did /b/ start publishing a newspaper?
When did /b/ start publishing a newspaper?
#13 - toews (06/27/2012) [+] (6 replies)
I was born on the leap day. Mfw people make fun of me because I'm only 4.
#1 - parucci (06/27/2012) [-]
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#94 - stubop (06/28/2012) [-]
mfw I'm pisces and just did this yesterday
#189 - lolzoid (06/28/2012) [-]
**lolzoid rolled a random image posted in comment #20 at Boobies! ** I'm a Pisces 0.o
**lolzoid rolled a random image posted in comment #20 at Boobies! ** I'm a Pisces 0.o
#211 - Permeles (06/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
MFW i see their all troll horoscopes
#135 - arisaka (06/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I...
I am a Pisces...
#116 - helenwheels (06/28/2012) [-]
I did the same thing last week!!   
   
Except that YOLO 						****					...I'm Hindu and I find it offensive.
I did the same thing last week!!

Except that YOLO **** ...I'm Hindu and I find it offensive.
#107 - gurion (06/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**gurion rolled a random image posted in comment #6119549 at FJ Pony Thread ** my face after reading that
**gurion rolled a random image posted in comment #6119549 at FJ Pony Thread ** my face after reading that
#222 - rjthegreat (06/28/2012) [-]
Yeah, its not like the other 3 aren't weird as **** either....
#209 - tvfreakuk (06/28/2012) [-]
mfw I'm Pisces.
#115 - linkalicious (06/28/2012) [-]
And I'm a Pisces too...
And I'm a Pisces too...
#70 - kanayamaryam (06/28/2012) [+] (7 replies)
WAT.
User avatar #203 - elise (06/28/2012) [-]
oh, hey! It's the 4chan newspaper!
#145 - jackkost (06/28/2012) [-]
Is it me, or are these all ******* weird?
User avatar #40 - marshmellerrr (06/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
... i'm a pisces.
#201 - bigdogmt (06/28/2012) [+] (3 replies)
mfw i'm a pisces
#106 - lolmasterx (06/28/2012) [-]
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#65 - Onemanretardpack (06/28/2012) [-]
The other ones are funnier...
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