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The Internet should be more
Jits: Cir
The above text was far too
lengthy to merit a read.
The humour of the situation is due to
the fellows conspicuous obesity.
SEES EMMA
STREET M
HEB "lilla.
negative.
This pleases me immensely.
Scumbag St we
Scoundrel Stephen
ASA( E[ | run an um
HES VIII! , TEA
Very well then.
ll encourage you.

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#9 - kilroyxx (06/27/2012) [-]

I'm British and I'm yet to meet anyone who speaks like this.

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#416 to #9 - wiredguy

(06/28/2012) [-]

OOH
OOH ME
I SPEAK POSH

Really. I do. It's somewhat alienating really :\

#807 to #9 - kilroyxx (06/28/2012) [-]

Bloody hell, I come back from a day out, to find all this! I don't know what to say.

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#495 to #9 - socratic (06/28/2012) [-]

I am american and I look like this.

#13 to #9 - melovecookies (06/27/2012) [-]

Same

#193 to #9 - ilgattozaiga (06/27/2012) [-]

For real, innit bruv.

#184 to #9 - silverlance (06/27/2012) [-]

Stephen Fry isn't far off

#73 to #9 - madeitforthemusic (06/27/2012) [-]

What do British people think Americans talk like?

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#166 to #73 - whistleandrun (06/27/2012) [-]

this

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#10 to #9 - drblue (06/27/2012) [-]

Well we Americans ought to have our laughs too!

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#246 to #10 - thexend (06/27/2012) [-]

You had me at "rooty tooty point-n-shooty"

#632 to #246 - squeaknique (06/28/2012) [-]

Forcey-Fun-Time made me splity-splatty my tea....

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#588 to #10 - dreamthrow (06/28/2012) [-]

One day, I was operating my motorized rollingham along the cobble-stone-clippity-clop to reach my favorite deli. I noticed that my motorized rollingham was having trouble rickedy-popping so I pondered "I must be gentle if I'm to reach the deli and order my favourite breaddystack." After I (pardon the informality) ate my meal I returned to my dwelling quarters. As I rotated the twisting plankhandle of my door, I was flabbergasted that there was a negro of large stature putting a rooty tooty point-n-shooty in the general direction of my visage. He had my wife strapped to a chair with a few electro-ropes and was about to engage in forcy fun time with her. I shouted for the constable but the negro speared me with a pip-pop-gollywock. He then forced me to get on my wunderbahbox and use my hoighty toighty tippy typer to disclose my finance information. After I fulfilled that task, he discharged his rooty-tooty-point-n-shooty into my ceiling bright. He was on his way out of the entrance, but a merry fizzlebomb celebration just started. He was so startled by clamor that he shat himself so forcefully that he breathed his last breath and passed on.
My wife and I were saved by these "fireworks"

#178 to #10 - nogphille (06/27/2012) [-]

electro rope... nice

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#283 to #10 - doctorrock (06/27/2012) [-]

>mfw was in very successful TV using an American accent

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#320 to #283 - somepervert (06/27/2012) [-]

You accidently your sentence

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#22 - toguro ONLINE (06/27/2012) [-]

DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF MERCY!?

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#11 - lazypaul (06/27/2012) [-]

WHat would be even more hillarious is if the internet was more scottish.

#418 to #11 - bluename (06/28/2012) [-]

instead of "it' funny 'cause he's fat" it would be "It's funny 'cause he's a chubby wee bastard kin?" Well that's how people talk in my part of Scotland.

#108 to #11 - bloodyspy (06/27/2012) [-]

Yeah, and black, drunk and one-eyed!

#228 to #108 - Zaxplab (06/27/2012) [-]

#25 to #11 - gowge (06/27/2012) [-]

Aye, wee man i ken what yea mean.

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#91 to #11 - odonnell (06/27/2012) [-]

Take this.

(Based on Glaswegian, Got bored and cba finishing it so i missed out 2 or 3)

#134 to #91 - thegamegestapo (06/27/2012) [-]

Lost it on the last one

#95 to #91 - lazypaul (06/27/2012) [-]

Haha, thats brilliant! you should post it. But i would changed the 'OK' one from 'aye' to 'awrite'

#113 to #95 - odonnell (06/27/2012) [-]

You can post it if you want. I cba doing the maths xD

#137 to #113 - lazypaul (06/27/2012) [-]

I posted it
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3843674/Scottish+internet

#170 to #137 - odonnell (06/27/2012) [-]

I thumbed it up :) thanks for the deds.

#124 to #113 - lazypaul (06/27/2012) [-]

Haha, awrite. I'll give you deds.

#569 to #91 - dreamthrow (06/28/2012) [-]

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#57 - Reddiamond (06/27/2012) [-]

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#104 - ApplesAndPears (06/27/2012) [-]

Fixed

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#224 - zzzbrabbitzzz (06/27/2012) [-]

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#472 - antitrollmaster (06/28/2012) [-]

That's not British, that's just upper-class snob

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#196 - TKinit (06/27/2012) [-]

Meanwhile in England...

#210 to #196 - assdemolisher (06/27/2012) [-]

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#209 to #196 - snook (06/27/2012) [-]

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#131 - Rellikthebrit (06/27/2012) [-]

I wish this was true but we have chavs.

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#157 to #143 - unhappyspanners (06/27/2012) [-]

u wot blud? m8 dnt mess wit mi

#144 to #143 - Rellikthebrit (06/27/2012) [-]

lol

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#153 to #146 - Rellikthebrit (06/27/2012) [-]

I have never noticed that. next time I'm being mugged I wont be able to take him seriously.

#602 - anon (06/28/2012) [-]

Because having an advanced vocabulary makes someone British.

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#562 - corundum (06/28/2012) [-]

Fun fact:

When you see a sign that says, "Ye Olde," It's pronounced, "the old." The letter y was used in place of "th" in the early use of the printing press. That's how "thou" became "you." People saw "you" in type and began to mispronounce "thou" and write it with a y.

#578 to #562 - HarvietheDinkle (06/28/2012) [-]

I... I did not know that.

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#467 - takenoprisoners (06/28/2012) [-]

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#338 - rockshayde (06/27/2012) [-]

**rockshayde rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at The Dream Team **
I salute you, sir. The first thumb-worthy content I've seen in so long

#352 to #338 - ifmlpthreadwellfuc (06/27/2012) [-]

Nice pic.

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#117 - mrvegeta (06/27/2012) [-]

Nobody speaks like this in Britain though

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#742 - hanoirocks (06/28/2012) [-]

#757 to #742 - terrorrizor (06/28/2012) [-]

**terrorrizor rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Dumbass Dexter ** lol

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#718 - donekilledyou (06/28/2012) [-]

I love how British immediately implies smart nowadays

#724 to #718 - iisammehii (06/28/2012) [-]

Not really, different countries, regions etc use different dialects. Some parts of London, some upper class folk actually speak like that. A minority, true but just because they have a vast dialect doesn't mean they're smart.