Furbies

mine is in its box within a box and then in a plastic locking box in the basement. i swear to god when i was down there the other day i heard it talk.......

>Be 8
>Furby given to me on my birthday
>Loved it for some god-forsaken reason, played with it all the time
>It starts to die out after a year, batteries lasted longer than I thought
>Put it in a drawer in the corner of my bedroom and go to sleep
>Suddenly, at about 3am:
>"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! DOODLEYDOO!"
>Instantly wide awake, shitting myself
>See the furby that JUST DIED A FEW HOURS AGO, OUT OF THE DRAWER, ON THE DESK, STARING DIRECTLY IN TO MY EYES
>Fucking shit myself even harder to the point I'm about to cry
>Jump out of bed, grab it, throw it in to a cupboard in the spare room of the house
>3-4 years later
>12/13-year-old me, stay up late
>Go in to spare room to grab PJs
>PJs are in cupboard
>Open cupboard
>"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!"
>NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
>Smash furby to pieces with my bare hands in total fear-induced adrenaline rage
>Parents now think I'm a mentally disturbed child

Morbid?
>Be 6
>Get a Furby for my birthday
>"PLAYTIME!"
>Play with it
>After a while it gets boring
>Take batteries out and throw it in the closet
>Be 11
>Trying to get some sleep
>Furby makes demonic noises and walks out of a gap in the closet
>walks across the room
>stares at me
>"PLAYTIME!!"
>NOPENOPENOPENOPE
>Run to parents room
> My parents heard everything
>Dad gets Furby
>Puts batteries in
>Late at night the furby walks off the dresser
>NOPE

Do you guys remember this fucker? Yeah i have one in a box in my closet it has no batteries in it and this fucker still goes off when something in the closet shifts and touches it.

yep repost still lol'd

When I was little this little fucker would start talking in my toy box while I was trying to sleep..... fucking hate furbies..

Did I see this before?

That's the problem. I did.

hahaha..... nope

Platform, Orbital Weapons, Nuclear online.
Launching Warhead
...
...
Target Destroyed
Mission Success

NOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Fire isn't powerful enough. Nor are nukes.

Starlight Breaker it from fucking orbit.

wait, Mister big mouth?!?!?!