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#4076 - NinjaTrainee (06/27/2012) [-]
Let me set this up for you guys.
This girl was in my English class. I used to massage her back because she asked me to. One day she said she'll have to invite me over to her house to massage her. ****** .jpg
She's never done that, and we never talked outside of school, not even on facebook. Being the inexperienced little boy that I am, I don't know if she is just a very friendly girl, or if she likes me.
TL;DR
Dubs decide what I say, involve me massaging her back, nothing sexual.
User avatar #4206 to #4076 - klink (06/27/2012) [-]
**klink rolls 03** gurl u got a bad case of stank pussy
#4089 to #4076 - fini (06/27/2012) [-]
**fini rolls 88** lets go insane, so write ¨¨ Hi ¨¨
#4090 to #4089 - NinjaTrainee (06/27/2012) [-]
She's most likely sleeping right now...
But dubs again, no sexual words or phrases.
#4192 to #4090 - NinjaTrainee (06/27/2012) [-]
OP here again, I don't know personally know her well enough to be too forward about anything.
#4497 to #4192 - tsaotermaster (06/28/2012) [-]
**tsaotermaster rolls 54** Last night I looked up into the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you. I was doing great untill I ran out of stars. I have never seen a girl more beautiful than you...Do...do you want to be more than friends?
#4188 to #4090 - bospoeper (06/27/2012) [-]
**bospoeper rolls 63** I want to be more than friends
#4177 to #4090 - bospoeper (06/27/2012) [-]
**bospoeper rolls 52** You know, the first time i saw you my heart went crazy.
#4171 to #4090 - imnotaanon (06/27/2012) [-]
**imnotaanon rolls 25** I just realized that you are the person that I want to spend the rest of my life with.
#4145 to #4090 - imnotaanon (06/27/2012) [-]
**imnotaanon rolls 34** Wanna watch my little pony with me.?
#4148 to #4145 - imnotaanon (06/27/2012) [-]
Wow that's my third time in a row being one away comin fj
#4134 to #4090 - radiserne (06/27/2012) [-]
**radiserne rolls 61** ya pussy stank
#4132 to #4090 - anonymous (06/27/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 30** I need to smell your hair. This is not a request.
#4146 to #4132 - NinjaTrainee (06/27/2012) [-]
ahaha this made me lol
User avatar #4127 to #4090 - matuemco (06/27/2012) [-]
**matuemco rolls 41** Ive got to tell you sth
#4125 to #4090 - imnotaanon (06/27/2012) [-]
**imnotaanon rolls 43** it's time for you to do what you were born to do. Make me bacon sammiches while massaging my fungus ridden feet.
#4126 to #4125 - imnotaanon (06/27/2012) [-]
Dodged a bullet there....
User avatar #4121 to #4090 - xtalos (06/27/2012) [-]
**xtalos rolls 31** **** you, you ******* ****** , go **** yourself, i'm gay, you whore
#4120 to #4090 - imnotaanon (06/27/2012) [-]
**imnotaanon rolls 02** did you like that massage the other day? I know I did.
User avatar #4116 to #4090 - animalassasin (06/27/2012) [-]
**animalassasin rolls 89** i liek chocolate milk
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#4113 to #4090 - imnotaanon (06/27/2012) [-]
**imnotaanon rolls 16** shall I compare thee to the last **** I took?
#4110 to #4090 - tsaotermaster (06/27/2012) [-]
**tsaotermaster rolls 39** I LOVE FUNNYJUNK.
User avatar #4111 to #4090 - unclegloops (06/27/2012) [-]
**unclegloops rolls 84** hope im not being weird but I miss you
User avatar #4104 to #4090 - unclegloops (06/27/2012) [-]
**unclegloops rolls 56** I miss the feeling of my hands on your skin
#4101 to #4090 - musicme (06/27/2012) [-]
**musicme rolls 97** Sorry if I am bothering you but I couldn't help notice you absolute beauty.
#4130 to #4101 - NinjaTrainee (06/27/2012) [-]
Ohh, if only you had gotten dubs I would've used this.
User avatar #4098 to #4090 - sunnyday ONLINE (06/27/2012) [-]
**sunnyday rolls 59** I don't know how to tell you this... But I've had strange feelings for you for a while now...
#4094 to #4090 - imnotaanon (06/27/2012) [-]
**imnotaanon rolls 89** hey is it alright if I come over to your place and give you some massages? Maybe you can give me some too?
#4096 to #4094 - imnotaanon (06/27/2012) [-]
So close
#4093 to #4090 - fini (06/27/2012) [-]
**fini rolls 18** we're out of milk and my pillow is a cookiemonster
User avatar #4092 to #4090 - unclegloops (06/27/2012) [-]
**unclegloops rolls 74** What about your back massage turns into a front massage?
User avatar #4088 to #4076 - westpole (06/27/2012) [-]
**westpole rolls 51** **** you
User avatar #4085 to #4076 - mattmenzo (06/27/2012) [-]
**mattmenzo rolls 65** **** you
User avatar #4081 to #4076 - hornyharris (06/27/2012) [-]
**hornyharris rolls 71** **** you
#4095 to #4081 - anonymous (06/27/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 70** i wanna slap you with ma willy
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