Gaming Presssure.... ♫I always feel like, somebodys watchen me! and i have no privacy♫ . BEST or TEAM is nun YOUR EVERY MINE. Oh you died before me? Please feel free to tell me how I'm doing everything wrong... Cars crashes fuck you
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Gaming Presssure...

Gaming Presssure.... ♫I always feel like, somebodys watchen me! and i have no privacy♫ . BEST or TEAM is nun YOUR EVERY MINE. Oh you died before me? Please feel free to tell me how I'm doing everything wrong...

♫I always feel like, somebodys watchen me! and i have no privacy♫

BEST or TEAM
is nun
YOUR EVERY MINE
...
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#23 - terminalinfinity (06/26/2012) [+] (17 replies)
Oh you died before me? Please feel free to tell me how I'm doing everything wrong...
#17 - tiddycats (06/26/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Commit suicide immediately.
#42 - crfsixtynine (06/26/2012) [-]
MFW half the people here think this is COD
MFW half the people here think this is COD
#101 - theseanse (06/27/2012) [+] (8 replies)
TF2    
Only guy left on BLU.    
Arena, playing as spy.    
Method of cloaking-The cloak And dagger.    
Sit in a corner.    
3 guys against me.    
All talk is on.    
The point is uncapped.    
They decide to go for it.    
I wait..    
They are now capping the point.    
I move.    
They are halfway there.    
I hear them say:    
"I think he's around here."    
"Can you see him?"    
"No, he's probably cloaked."    
"Right, I'll go spycheck."    
Then they hear a voice.    
"No need."    
"What?"    
"Because I am..."    
DECLOAK. "Right Behind You."    
I take them all down, and gets a free hat.    
Needless to say, It was one of the most epic moments of my life.
TF2
Only guy left on BLU.
Arena, playing as spy.
Method of cloaking-The cloak And dagger.
Sit in a corner.
3 guys against me.
All talk is on.
The point is uncapped.
They decide to go for it.
I wait..
They are now capping the point.
I move.
They are halfway there.
I hear them say:
"I think he's around here."
"Can you see him?"
"No, he's probably cloaked."
"Right, I'll go spycheck."
Then they hear a voice.
"No need."
"What?"
"Because I am..."
DECLOAK. "Right Behind You."
I take them all down, and gets a free hat.
Needless to say, It was one of the most epic moments of my life.
#160 - ragged (06/27/2012) [+] (14 replies)
> Playing MW2, using only the tactical knife   
> Rest of team dies in Search&Destroy   
> Challenge Accepted   
> Run around map like I'm on meth   
> End up winning the round   
> Team is kissing ass (feels good man)   
> Make joke about Spy from TF2   
> Team doesn't know reference   
> Leave the game   
> Get message asking why I left   
> Tell him "I never really was on your side."   
> MFW
> Playing MW2, using only the tactical knife
> Rest of team dies in Search&Destroy
> Challenge Accepted
> Run around map like I'm on meth
> End up winning the round
> Team is kissing ass (feels good man)
> Make joke about Spy from TF2
> Team doesn't know reference
> Leave the game
> Get message asking why I left
> Tell him "I never really was on your side."
> MFW
#241 - callofvikings (06/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Happened to me in COD zombies
>Ascension
>Playing with randoms
>Two annoying kids on headsets
>One cool guy not on headset
>Before game observe two head set kids have reached round 18 before
>Other guy has reached 26
>Round 18
>Cool guy goes down while with two other kids
>Two kids talk about not reviving him (Not Cool)
>They go down, I manage to stay alive and keep two zombies alive
>They urge me to finish the round so they can beat their score quiet guy messages me asking me to kill myself.
>I kindly ablige
User avatar #55 - ohaibrooooh (06/26/2012) [-]
>Playing CS
>de_dust
>playing w/ youngfags, unskilled, yet experienced.
>playing as Ts
>I plant bomb
>youngfags on my team move away from the bomb and spread out on the map
>CTs hunt them down one by one
>I'm last one
> ****
>They come for me
>I get grenade
>throw
>2 pistol bang bang
>knife like a monster
>they mash me with guns
>they did the mash
>they did the monster mash.
#366 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (06/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>OP posts Counter-Strike related content
>90% of comments are Call of Duty related

MFW I realize you're a bunch of brainwashed kids who think that CoD invented Single Player world war/epic war conflict shooting (inb4 Medal of Honor: Allied Assault)
#230 - lilin (06/27/2012) [+] (9 replies)
>Playing Black Ops: Zombies online on Kino Der Toten   
>rounds 15-20   
>best I've ever done, considering I don't even own the game (I was playing at my cousin's)   
>awesome team   
>one packed gun and a commando   
>no ammo   
>no grenades   
>running around map with rape trains   
>using traps to help out   
>round 20   
>entire team goes down   
>no ammo, no grenades, no points   
>running around with massive rape train   
>building barriers when they get far enough away   
>everyone's watching me   
>go down after five minutes of running for my life   
>most intense game ever
>Playing Black Ops: Zombies online on Kino Der Toten
>rounds 15-20
>best I've ever done, considering I don't even own the game (I was playing at my cousin's)
>awesome team
>one packed gun and a commando
>no ammo
>no grenades
>running around map with rape trains
>using traps to help out
>round 20
>entire team goes down
>no ammo, no grenades, no points
>running around with massive rape train
>building barriers when they get far enough away
>everyone's watching me
>go down after five minutes of running for my life
>most intense game ever
#7 - gnillort (06/26/2012) [-]
And then your team gets upset when you don't win the match and you're like... "Wtf, you died before me, how can you even be angry right now?"
#146 - auesis ONLINE (06/27/2012) [+] (8 replies)
>Guild Wars 2, playing World vs World PvP (easily 100 players in the fortress we're fighting around that's governed by Green team)
>Playing as a Thief (hardly anyone seems to), sword/dagger combo with shortbow
>Entire squad wiped out
>Chat spammed with "AUESIS! REVIVE ONE OF US AND GET OUT OF THERE!"
>Quick glance ahead, see at least 15 enemy players rushing down towards me
>Letsdothis.jpg
>Start zooming around like a boss
>Nobody has fought a Thief here yet
>Nobody knows how to combat one
>8 dead by my dodging, vanishing, trapping and stealing
>3 of them give up and run off, remaining players persist
>I hold them off for another good minute before one of them gets smashed by a catapult
>Surviving players turn, see that our other squads have secured the fortress, run like ****
>I revive the rest of my team when it quietens down
>MFW I was the catalyst for an entire fortress acquisition
#247 - themeade (06/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**themeade rolled a random image posted in comment #6361146 at FJ Pony Thread **
#139 - Bacula (06/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
MFW i survive a wave by myself on Killing floor
User avatar #132 - ilikecawk (06/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Playing Left 4 Dead 2
No Mercy sewer level
My entire team is in the red and gets wiped by a tank
They yell at me to run so I haul ass
Instakill punch a jockey, shoot a boomer around a corner without getting sprayed
Climb up a ladder thinking I'm safe
Get into the entrance of the hospital but get huntered
Spitter kills the hunter then I get smoked back.
World's luckiest headshot ever on the smoker
Make it into the safe room, barely avoiding a tank arm to the anus
Teams' jaw dropped
There is a god.
#131 - beefymuffin (06/27/2012) [+] (10 replies)
I was playing blacks ops a while back when something pretty amazing happened. Playing SnD with a couple of friends. Match starts and entire team dies except for my friend. He lies on the ground in the back of the map and takes out his pistol. Its 1 v 5 now. He kills the entire team. As the game goes into the lobby between matches he says one phrase. " I am the hero Gotham deserves" he immediately turned off Xbox and we didn't see him for the next 3 weeks. We were all dying of laughter as this was going on
I was playing blacks ops a while back when something pretty amazing happened. Playing SnD with a couple of friends. Match starts and entire team dies except for my friend. He lies on the ground in the back of the map and takes out his pistol. Its 1 v 5 now. He kills the entire team. As the game goes into the lobby between matches he says one phrase. " I am the hero Gotham deserves" he immediately turned off Xbox and we didn't see him for the next 3 weeks. We were all dying of laughter as this was going on
#47 - nicholashovis (06/26/2012) [-]
yfw you succeed and become clutch
#354 - rupertthepink (06/27/2012) [-]
I don't get it, why can't she drive?
+12
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#228 - crazyapachepilot (06/27/2012) [+] (27 replies)
MFW
User avatar #201 - automatonicbard (06/27/2012) [+] (10 replies)
>Playing Black Ops: Zombies on Ascension
>Running back and forth around the map
>Everyone throwing grenades at our feet and shooting back
> ******** throws grenade ahead of us
>Frag explodes
>Affects everyone but me since I was out of range of blast
>Team gets cornered near the stage
>Last man standing
>All of a sudden my dying team gets butthurt and starts trying to tell me what to do all at once
>1 gersch device, no grenades, low ammo, secondary is packed ballistics knife
>Run away from stage
>Run back to the stage
>Team still shouting
>Throw gersch in room away from stage
>shoot team with ballistic, and open box
>"HAPPY FAGGOTS!?"
>They shut up
>Tell team to stay next to me
>Gersch portal disappears
>Box stops on thudergun
>Turn around, blast zombies away, and retrieve the spoils
>Next round same ****** from before throws frag near me twice
>I get downed
>Only other member with packed ballistic trades it
>Intimidate them with silence as they freak out and begin to die
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