Gaming Presssure...

Oh you died before me? Please feel free to tell me how I'm doing everything wrong...

Commit suicide immediately.

MFW half the people here think this is COD

TF2
Only guy left on BLU.
Arena, playing as spy.
Method of cloaking-The cloak And dagger.
Sit in a corner.
3 guys against me.
All talk is on.
The point is uncapped.
They decide to go for it.
I wait..
They are now capping the point.
I move.
They are halfway there.
I hear them say:
"I think he's around here."
"Can you see him?"
"No, he's probably cloaked."
"Right, I'll go spycheck."
Then they hear a voice.
"No need."
"What?"
"Because I am..."
DECLOAK. "Right Behind You."
I take them all down, and gets a free hat.
Needless to say, It was one of the most epic moments of my life.

> Playing MW2, using only the tactical knife
> Rest of team dies in Search&Destroy
> Challenge Accepted
> Run around map like I'm on meth
> End up winning the round
> Team is kissing ass (feels good man)
> Make joke about Spy from TF2
> Team doesn't know reference
> Leave the game
> Get message asking why I left
> Tell him "I never really was on your side."
> MFW

Happened to me in COD zombies
>Ascension
>Playing with randoms
>Two annoying kids on headsets
>One cool guy not on headset
>Before game observe two head set kids have reached round 18 before
>Other guy has reached 26
>Round 18
>Cool guy goes down while with two other kids
>Two kids talk about not reviving him (Not Cool)
>They go down, I manage to stay alive and keep two zombies alive
>They urge me to finish the round so they can beat their score quiet guy messages me asking me to kill myself.
>I kindly ablige

>Playing CS
>de_dust
>playing w/ youngfags, unskilled, yet experienced.
>playing as Ts
>I plant bomb
>youngfags on my team move away from the bomb and spread out on the map
>CTs hunt them down one by one
>I'm last one
>Fuck
>They come for me
>I get grenade
>throw
>2 pistol bang bang
>knife like a monster
>they mash me with guns
>they did the mash
>they did the monster mash.

>OP posts Counter-Strike related content
>90% of comments are Call of Duty related

MFW I realize you're a bunch of brainwashed kids who think that CoD invented Single Player world war/epic war conflict shooting (inb4 Medal of Honor: Allied Assault)

>Playing Black Ops: Zombies online on Kino Der Toten
>rounds 15-20
>best I've ever done, considering I don't even own the game (I was playing at my cousin's)
>awesome team
>one packed gun and a commando
>no ammo
>no grenades
>running around map with rape trains
>using traps to help out
>round 20
>entire team goes down
>no ammo, no grenades, no points
>running around with massive rape train
>building barriers when they get far enough away
>everyone's watching me
>go down after five minutes of running for my life
>most intense game ever

And then your team gets upset when you don't win the match and you're like... "Wtf, you died before me, how can you even be angry right now?"

>Guild Wars 2, playing World vs World PvP (easily 100 players in the fortress we're fighting around that's governed by Green team)
>Playing as a Thief (hardly anyone seems to), sword/dagger combo with shortbow
>Entire squad wiped out
>Chat spammed with "AUESIS! REVIVE ONE OF US AND GET OUT OF THERE!"
>Quick glance ahead, see at least 15 enemy players rushing down towards me
>Letsdothis.jpg
>Start zooming around like a boss
>Nobody has fought a Thief here yet
>Nobody knows how to combat one
>8 dead by my dodging, vanishing, trapping and stealing
>3 of them give up and run off, remaining players persist
>I hold them off for another good minute before one of them gets smashed by a catapult
>Surviving players turn, see that our other squads have secured the fortress, run like fuck
>I revive the rest of my team when it quietens down
>MFW I was the catalyst for an entire fortress acquisition

MFW i survive a wave by myself on Killing floor

Playing Left 4 Dead 2
No Mercy sewer level
My entire team is in the red and gets wiped by a tank
They yell at me to run so I haul ass
Instakill punch a jockey, shoot a boomer around a corner without getting sprayed
Climb up a ladder thinking I'm safe
Get into the entrance of the hospital but get huntered
Spitter kills the hunter then I get smoked back.
World's luckiest headshot ever on the smoker
Make it into the safe room, barely avoiding a tank arm to the anus
Teams' jaw dropped
There is a god.

I was playing blacks ops a while back when something pretty amazing happened. Playing SnD with a couple of friends. Match starts and entire team dies except for my friend. He lies on the ground in the back of the map and takes out his pistol. Its 1 v 5 now. He kills the entire team. As the game goes into the lobby between matches he says one phrase. " I am the hero Gotham deserves" he immediately turned off Xbox and we didn't see him for the next 3 weeks. We were all dying of laughter as this was going on

yfw you succeed and become clutch

I don't get it, why can't she drive?

I felt that Way trying to get the Vidmaster Achievement Endure on Halo 3 ODST.

Everyone was dead except me and it was the last round. Fucking brute chieftens everywhere.

MFW

>Playing Black Ops: Zombies on Ascension
>Running back and forth around the map
>Everyone throwing grenades at our feet and shooting back
>Fucktard throws grenade ahead of us
>Frag explodes
>Affects everyone but me since I was out of range of blast
>Team gets cornered near the stage
>Last man standing
>All of a sudden my dying team gets butthurt and starts trying to tell me what to do all at once
>1 gersch device, no grenades, low ammo, secondary is packed ballistics knife
>Run away from stage
>Run back to the stage
>Team still shouting
>Throw gersch in room away from stage
>shoot team with ballistic, and open box
>"HAPPY FAGGOTS!?"
>They shut up
>Tell team to stay next to me
>Gersch portal disappears
>Box stops on thudergun
>Turn around, blast zombies away, and retrieve the spoils
>Next round same fucker from before throws frag near me twice
>I get downed
>Only other member with packed ballistic trades it
>Intimidate them with silence as they freak out and begin to die