ll,!?,, omegle Talk to strangers,
You‘ re chatting with a random stranger on Omegler
Question to discuss:
You' re a married couple fighting over the
Stranger: I don' t want your pussy.
Stranger: DAMN IT (J " Ll-
You: DIME but I love my pussy
You: My pussy is my greatest asset, you Can' t take it
away from me!
Stranger: Play with your own,
Stranger: I' ll just adopt another pussy.
You: You' re right.... I should since you don' t satisfy me
Stranger: thats not what your sister said.
You: cm you asshole!
Stranger: I' m kidding, baby. I love you.
You: its a good thing my sister had that sex change
when he was 14
Stranger: I still love you.
Stranger: Please stay. I' ll love your pussy as long as
Stranger: BABY (COME BACK
You: That' s all I ever wanted. Ijust want to to love and
care for my pussy
Stranger: YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL UN ME
You: If only you eould respect and love my pussy as
much as you do for you porn
Stranger: Let' s put that aside. Now, I have a question.
Stranger: When does the narwhal bacon?
You: At midnight, of course.
Stranger: The worst part of this is that I' m a lurker.
Stranger: But not a
You: oh thank god
Stranger: I looked at wag the other day. Saw the
same shit a week ago.
You: You looked at wag? I must say. .... .... kill yourself.
You have .