you know its true

Take my advice-
1. Be sure not to use melee weapons too often, because they can cause chafing in your hands.
2. Avoid loose clothing, because it can rub against your skin while running, which can lead to chafing.
3. Keep your hair cut shortly so it doesn't chafe your shoulders.
4. Be sure to pack only essential gear, because a pack to heavy can lead to chafing if it weighs down your back.
5. Keep the stocks and handles of your firearms in good condition so the do not cause chafing when being fired.
6. Make sure you have a good sturdy pair of boots or shoes that won't cause chafing.
7. Carry a first aid kit with supplies that will help sooth chafed skin.
8. If a zombie does end up biting you, kill yourself instantly. Even if there is the chance of a cure, the infected areas will most likely be swollen and in a state of nonstop chafing.

I spent more time on this than most school projects I've done.

Zombie plan
Die

how the fuck is that awkward?! That's prepared.

In a zombie apocolypse, I plan to be tastey.

I've never been interested in the zombie apocalypse, though it would have been cool i guess. But one thing is for sure, i know what to do in life. I'M GOING TO BE THE ZOMBIE GOD!

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Bitch I've got both.

That awesome moment when I have both.

top 60 XD

1. Find a Home Depot and chain/ weld all entrances and exits shut.
2. Find any digging tool preferably garden tools replace gas engine with electric.
3. Find nearest radio station and best buy dig small tunnel to both places.
4. Take cameras and place them along tunnels.
5. Find man holes underground and seal the connecting tunnels.
6. un-weld man holes. in a 100 mile radius.
7. Broad cast location of safe-hose and said man holes.

I have more to the plan but i'll go as far as this unless anyone is interested in hearing the rest.

Thats easy op , treat your future as there is gonna be a metaphorical zombie apocalypse.

well no duh, we've been trained, we know whats coming by seeing movies, animes, and tv shows that involve zombies, we know what to do, and where to go, and what to bring. You dont see a movie,tv show, or anime that has anything to do about your future life, we dont know what to expect, the choice is yours and yours alone.

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Go to shed. Get every fuel can/fuel source you can find.
Grab bandages and all medication from cabinets, bring food, water, and mainly fruits
Go and get a boat and travel by back roads (In Ireland we have lots of backroads)
Get to a boat, preferably sailing boats for re-usable power.
Live off fish, and make a water cleanser to get water, can stop every now-and-then at land and get food, and medication.

It's the other way around for me, Australia sucks, it's near impossible to get a gun here, even for the few responsible adults.

False. i have no idea what i'm going to do when the shit hits the fan.