The 'I'm a twat list' for DJs

DJs sound like assholes..

be DJ
wasted girl with huge knockers comes and asks to play her song
go away
keeps asking
says she'll show me her boobs
say go for it
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laugh and keep playing my setlist
stupid whore

you mean good guy DJ

As a DJ i can honestly say its a shit part time job.
I DJ for a gay bar called club manor, and the people are nice, the manager is nice.
But no one wants something new.
Heres a perfect example of a basic scenario thats happened a few times:
> Play that fucking shitty Journey song dont stop believing because its always requested at least once a night.
Choices:
A. Press play, play solitaire while pretending to be doing something.
B. do some fade in/fade out effects, mess with reverb, actually do something.
C.. Dont play the song
Results:
A. people:"wow people think ur da best dj evar!"
B. people: "wow whos that faggot up there ruining the integrity of the song"
C. People keep requesting it over 9000 times.

The only reason i still DJ is so i can spend the money on VST's for ableton live to make music.

And VDJing is just as easy as DJing,
only difference is that DJing you have to beat match
and in the words of Deadmau5
"“beatmatching” isnt even a fucking skill as far as im concered anyway. so what, you can count to 4. cool. i had that skill down when i was 3,"
vFull article
deadmau5.tumblr.com/post/25690507284/we-all-hit-play
so yeah thats all i got to rant about that topic.
feel free to ask any questions about how much of a shit job it it

The "twat" part is supposed to mean the customer, right?

i love dj's the have an epic job but if i had to deal with drunk assholes all night i would start being an ass too

My reply to 14 is normally 'So why aren't you behind here while I'm at home with a cup of tea and a biscuit?'

if you're a dj you better do anything reasonable the people paying the bill want you to do. i.e. weddings and shit

but i like dnb...

Sid Wilson, anyone? I still love that story about him breaking both of his heels from a stage dive, only to come back out and finish the tour in a wheel chair.

>Went to a club in down in London
>Music was sick as
>Dancing like a mad cunt
>Went up to see the DJ at the end of the set to commend his works
>MFW it's my secondary school art teacher, Mr Peachment
>Everyone calls him DJ Peachy from then on

Can you play the song of my people for me?

No.

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**hipsophobadon rolled a random image posted in comment #304 at Sweet life? A Fantasy. ** Seems like legit responses. I would be annoyed to if people bitched at me about my job every other minute.
Pic is my job in real life.

i worked as a DJ in a roller rink for 3 years, and i usually say "we'll see" because if i say anything els they'll bug the shit out of me.