Vampires. .. Name: Alucard Series: Hellsing/Hellsing Ultimate Danger Level: Near Omni-potence, omni-presence, has guns that no man can hold, can turn into shadows, has the a
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#25 - dafuqmang (06/25/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Name: Alucard
Series: Hellsing/Hellsing Ultimate
Danger Level: Near Omni-potence, omni-presence, has guns that no man can hold, can turn into shadows, has the ability to sprout thousands of familiars, the ability to not die if he wills it, the ability to regenerate limbs, immune to all other vampiric weaknesses. (Sun, running water, garlic, etc. etc.)
Example of Awesomness: Tanked his one true weakness, the strongest Holy Artifact with minimal damage, lifted a falling fighter jet without using his arms, catching a bullet that punctured a plane moving at mach 2.8, can shoot with perfect accuracy from great distances with a hand gun, survived being cut into pieces and decapitated,
Quotes:

" It is only when you refuse to give in with all your heart that you begin to transcend your humanity. "

"You are less than inhuman. A pitiful defect, a failed science project. Sending you to your maker would be an act of mercy. Your regenreation powers' impressive, but I bet if I put enough bullets into your skull you will stay down for good. So let's cut to the chase. Start begging. "

And my personal favorite

"They don't make vampires like they used to. "


Now sir I ask of you, compared to this vampire, who is badass on this list?
#33 - tehcashew (06/25/2012) [-]
The Count.
#71 - nemothefin (06/26/2012) [+] (7 replies)
You're forgetting some one
#22 - cyborgjunky (06/25/2012) [-]
You forgot this little mother ****** .
#79 - Lambda ONLINE (06/26/2012) [-]
Nosferatu!
Nosferatu!
User avatar #122 - wtfareu (06/26/2012) [-]
Funnyjunk in a nutshell

>Bitch abou twillight
>Bitch about America
>Butch about 9gag
>Bitch about fads on funnyjunk
ive seen all of them tonight damn it funnyjunk
#207 - betterguygreg (06/26/2012) [-]
Where.    
The 			****		.   
IS BLADE?
Where.
The **** .
IS BLADE?
#154 - kozmos (06/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
<-- More badass than Edward
#91 - kapurass (06/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
name: Claudia
Movie: Interview with a Vampire
Danger Level: Insane Killer
Example of Awesomeness: able to persuade many, and poisoned/weakened a full grown vampire with the blood of people she killed herself
Quote: "Goodnight sweet prince, may flights of devils wing you to your rest."
#42 - antitrollmaster (06/26/2012) [+] (6 replies)
While he isn't from a live action movie, I elect this badass as the most badass.
#217 - ausfaglel (06/26/2012) [-]
Soon as I saw the second one, I knew it'd be a twilight-hating post and scrolled right to the bottom. Sure enough, same overused joke. Goddamnit people, get over it and move on! It's 5 			*******		 movies!!
Soon as I saw the second one, I knew it'd be a twilight-hating post and scrolled right to the bottom. Sure enough, same overused joke. Goddamnit people, get over it and move on! It's 5 ******* movies!!
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#95 - dehymenator (06/26/2012) [-]
This post seems incomplete...
User avatar #219 - hypercombofinish (06/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>sora
>level of awesome: sora
>example of awesome: chops up a solid building. that's being thrown at him
with a blunt weapon
>quote: "this is it!"
#195 - prnorthsider (06/26/2012) [-]
I came to the right neighborhood *************
#167 - ancientpride (06/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
did i hear something about bayonets to all their hearts?
#131 - qwertymnbv (06/26/2012) [-]
Name: Piccolo
Movie (Show): Dragon Ball Z
Danger Level: Destroyer of Worlds ... but doesn't because he doesn't feel like it.
Example of Awesomeness: Has the ability to blow up planets and while in his faux vampire state, he mercilessly kicks the **** out of his friends before telling them he was faking
Quote: *heavy panting*
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#103 to #99 - lookuplookdown (06/26/2012) [-]
I don't think you realized that this is a vampire's only list
User avatar #75 - pidgeon (06/26/2012) [-]
Count Dracula is the scariest, creepiest and the original vampire, I'd have to go with him.
#12 - hassanabdillah (06/25/2012) [-]
IMO it would've been better without Edward in the end. A vampire comp that awesome is plain frontpage material.
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