I Want to be an Elephant. . If I die, I want to be reincarnated as an elephant. Just think about it for a second. You are so huge that nobody wants to with you
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I Want to be an Elephant

If I die, I want to be reincarnated as an elephant. Just think
about it for a second. You are so huge that nobody wants
to **** with you and you are naturally allowed to step on
things that are smaller than you. Also, you have a perfect
memory and can live for a really long time. Furthermore,
everybody loves elephants. You never hear people say:
God, I ******* hate elephants" or "The neighbour" s
elephant **** in my yard again." It' s a foolproof plan.
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Submitted: 06/25/2012
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User avatar #1 - gameshredder (06/25/2012) [-]
what about elephant hunters?
User avatar #6 - EdwardElric **User deleted account** (06/25/2012) [-]
Too bad people cut off your tusk for money
User avatar #5 - PurpleAtrocity (06/25/2012) [-]
Too bad if you get pregnant you'll be pregnant for 2 years.
#4 - bossincgd (06/25/2012) [-]
WHAT ABOUT THESE GUYS?
#2 - mrbosss (06/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
i HATE elephants
#9 - anonymous (06/26/2012) [-]
i hate elephants, i always have
User avatar #8 - xxhunterxx (06/26/2012) [-]
I would want to be a lesbian girl.

I want to know what it feels like to have a vagina and bewbs.
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