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#11 - telestriation (06/24/2012) [-]
**telestriation rolls 123**

I upgraded.
#874 to #11 - Womens Study Major (06/26/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 043** ANON CAN ROLL TRIPS
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#856 to #11 - austinsaget has deleted their comment [-]
#774 to #11 - pretzalman (06/25/2012) [-]
There goes the the content, shadowed by your rolls
There goes the the content, shadowed by your rolls
#801 to #774 - telestriation (06/25/2012) [-]
I'm kind of freaking out that I still have 3 hours left on these.

I'D LIKE TO THANK THE ACADEMY.

And Lord Satan for the pittance he has bestowed upon me.
User avatar #843 to #801 - prepareuranas (06/25/2012) [-]
you didnt thank your mom
what kind of monster have you become
the world is doomed
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#544 to #11 - PopcornViking (06/25/2012) [-]
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its ok guys
hes a wizard
#920 to #544 - akmini (06/26/2012) [-]
He did it again!
#500 to #11 - firstisforgays (06/25/2012) [-]
Your 5 comments made less then 100 thumbs away from the content.
Your 5 comments made less then 100 thumbs away from the content.
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#12 to #11 - telestriation (06/24/2012) [-]
**telestriation rolls 1**
#13 to #12 - telestriation (06/24/2012) [-]
**telestriation rolls 2**

#14 to #13 - telestriation (06/24/2012) [-]
**telestriation rolls 3**
#930 to #14 - Womens Study Major (09/11/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 8**
#927 to #14 - potatotown (06/26/2012) [-]
Teach me your ways, grand master
Teach me your ways, grand master
#799 to #14 - Womens Study Major (06/25/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 8** keep it going
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#642 to #14 - ftwunicorn **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #457 to #14 - whiteniggers (06/25/2012) [-]
wait what the **** just happened
User avatar #42 to #14 - dragonzard (06/25/2012) [-]
inb4 a faggot screencaps and gets front page.
#923 to #42 - ekkeerr (06/26/2012) [-]
funny_pictures/3835368/Ultimate+roll/


#15 to #14 - telestriation (06/24/2012) [-]
Questions, anybody?
#928 to #15 - faggotishshit (06/26/2012) [-]
**** THIS **** , THIS GUY IS A WIZARD :|
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#889 to #15 - thewhiterenegade **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #873 to #15 - burdenedsoul ONLINE (06/26/2012) [-]
the roll gods shine favorably on you this day my friend
User avatar #872 to #15 - nippuhl (06/26/2012) [-]
**nippuhl rolls 097** Can I roll trips?
User avatar #871 to #15 - nippuhl (06/26/2012) [-]
**nippuhl rolls 19** Can I roll dubs?
#866 to #15 - ompalomper (06/26/2012) [-]
one question. are you a wizard?
#863 to #15 - haveagoodone (06/25/2012) [-]
yes, just one question
#699 to #15 - davegrowl (06/25/2012) [-]
Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
User avatar #688 to #15 - rplix (06/25/2012) [-]
Is it wrong this gave me a boner?
User avatar #680 to #15 - babyanalraper (06/25/2012) [-]
Chance to roll a number with three digits: 100% (unless you're a summerfag)
Chance to roll a specific digit: 1/10.
Chance to roll the desired digits three times in a row: 0,1*0,1*0,1=1/1000
Also, if you wanted to roll 123 and then roll 1, 2, 3, the chance for 123 is 1/1000, and the chance of 1, 2, 3, is, duh, 1/1000, and thus, the chance of four succesful rolls like these would be 1 in a million.

Well done!
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#698 to #680 - telestriation (06/25/2012) [-]
Thanks, babyanalraper!

And yes, 123 was intended.
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#849 to #698 - thewhiterenegade **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#887 to #849 - babyanalraper (06/26/2012) [-]
Well, you were using statistics to be a smart ass and correct him, I admired his luck. Also, you were wrong. 1/10^3 = 1/1000, not 1/10 000. Anyway, relax, take a deep breath and GET REAL HIGH, AND I, SING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS: WHAT'S GOING ON?
Well, you were using statistics to be a smart ass and correct him, I admired his luck. Also, you were wrong. 1/10^3 = 1/1000, not 1/10 000. Anyway, relax, take a deep breath and GET REAL HIGH, AND I, SING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS: WHAT'S GOING ON?
#943 to #887 - telestriation (06/26/2012) [-]
Lolz he deleted his account.
User avatar #944 to #943 - babyanalraper (06/26/2012) [-]
Wow! Well, that's a new response... I suppose that's a success, right?
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#888 to #887 - thewhiterenegade **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#891 to #888 - babyanalraper (06/26/2012) [-]
Did you just brag about something you do in real life? That, mate, is not a wise thing to do on funnyjunk. Also, I can easily read your comments further down, so there's no need to try to convince me that you are the hero Gotham deserves, when I'm perfectly capable of drawing my own conclusions.
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#894 to #891 - thewhiterenegade **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#898 to #894 - babyanalraper (06/26/2012) [-]
Also you're thumbing me down, I see... Conclusion: A slight case of minor butthurt.
Also you're thumbing me down, I see... Conclusion: A slight case of minor butthurt.
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#901 to #898 - thewhiterenegade **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #905 to #901 - babyanalraper (06/26/2012) [-]
/watch?v=zuDtACzKGRs
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#899 to #898 - thewhiterenegade **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#900 to #899 - thewhiterenegade **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #902 to #900 - babyanalraper (06/26/2012) [-]
Psst, if you want to let something die, don't answer. Works almost every time.
I, for one, think this is hilarious, and I wouldn't mind continuing this pointless clash of opinions, since you almost take this seriously.
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#904 to #902 - thewhiterenegade **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #909 to #904 - babyanalraper (06/26/2012) [-]
I'm not raging... You really need to stop saying things that aren't true. What I did, was that I told you there's no need to tell me your story of it when I can see what happened, and then you got all defensive.

For being and internet fight, this is way too mature... SUCKMYDICKFAGYOUMOMSAWHORE!!!!! Or something...
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#748 to #698 - babyanalraper (06/25/2012) [-]
In that case, I salute you sir. You have made me proud!
In that case, I salute you sir. You have made me proud!
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#582 to #15 - lightninghedgehog (06/25/2012) [-]
Maybe that looked real to an armature, but i, MR. SATAN, can tell that you used a secret switch on the floor, that activated some rolls that you hid on the thread while no one was looking.
#591 to #582 - telestriation (06/25/2012) [-]
amateur?
User avatar #598 to #591 - lightninghedgehog (06/25/2012) [-]
i spelled it amature at first, and the first result on spell check was armature.

i didn't even know that was a word....
#606 to #598 - telestriation (06/25/2012) [-]
Yeah, it's used for supporting things when modeling things. So you make an armature of a hand when you want to sculpt a hand.
Yeah, it's used for supporting things when modeling things. So you make an armature of a hand when you want to sculpt a hand.
User avatar #586 to #582 - lightninghedgehog (06/25/2012) [-]
*amateur


******* spellcheck, I TRUSTED YOU!
#488 to #15 - Womens Study Major (06/25/2012) [-]
So awesome that i said "damn" in a ****** voice.
I'm white trash
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#414 to #15 - chosencausefuckyou **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#427 to #414 - telestriation (06/25/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure your comments were funnier than these, though.
#527 to #427 - attifyon (06/25/2012) [-]
Woah, rolling amazing numbers, acting humble and admiring other FJers.   
You're the hero FJ deserves
Woah, rolling amazing numbers, acting humble and admiring other FJers.
You're the hero FJ deserves
#545 to #527 - telestriation (06/25/2012) [-]
I'm not going to be a cunt just because I got lucky (Even if it was 1/1,000,000 chance)

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#802 to #545 - thewhiterenegade **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#808 to #802 - telestriation (06/25/2012) [-]
See note above about how I intended to. I wouldn't have tried for the singletons if I had rolled anything else.
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#811 to #808 - thewhiterenegade **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#829 to #811 - telestriation (06/25/2012) [-]
Upon further examination of your previous comments, I find that you are a buzzkill/smarterer than thou/generally contrarian commenter. There's no real reason for it other than a general sense of superiority, which really shouldn't matter on the internet. Either enjoy the rolls or don't, but the significance of the difference between 10,000 and 1,000,000 is mostly irrelevant when you consider that they're both still really low odds. I don't particularly care about the thumbs; I've had my day on FJ and this was just for ***** and giggles.



tl;dr stop trying to make yourself seem smarter on irrelevant comments.
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#847 to #829 - thewhiterenegade **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#890 to #847 - babyanalraper (06/26/2012) [-]
You've corrected him twice, albeit wrong, and that's really not pointing something out. He was not overclaiming the odds, and how would that make him feel better? Yes, my life is complete, I rolled a number on funnyjunk! No, I wouldn't think so...
You've corrected him twice, albeit wrong, and that's really not pointing something out. He was not overclaiming the odds, and how would that make him feel better? Yes, my life is complete, I rolled a number on funnyjunk! No, I wouldn't think so...
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#893 to #890 - thewhiterenegade **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #895 to #893 - babyanalraper (06/26/2012) [-]
Man you're desperate to seem like a cool guy... Listen, I don't care, and the only thing you prove by constantly claiming your innocence is that you indeed do care about thumbs, and what other people on teh webs think about you.
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#897 to #895 - thewhiterenegade **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #903 to #897 - babyanalraper (06/26/2012) [-]
I demand that you explain why people are retarded (not saying that people here are normal, but I wish to hear your explanation).
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#911 to #903 - thewhiterenegade **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #912 to #911 - babyanalraper (06/26/2012) [-]
And that's why we all love FJ!
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#906 to #903 - thewhiterenegade **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #910 to #906 - babyanalraper (06/26/2012) [-]
>Blown out of proportion
>One guy commenting

It's not like I represent FJ...
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#892 to #890 - thewhiterenegade **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#453 to #431 - telestriation (06/25/2012) [-]
My highest comment got like 700+ thumbs. Used to be #38 in comments, but then college started and grades had to take precedence.



Just get good at photoshopping things quickly and it gets significantly easier.
User avatar #399 to #15 - roflstorm (06/25/2012) [-]
what codes did you use to acquire such wizardry?
#424 to #399 - telestriation (06/25/2012) [-]
ALL of the codes.

And magic.
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#397 to #15 - chosencausefuckyou **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#366 to #15 - spartanswimmer (06/25/2012) [-]
**spartanswimmer rolls 937**
User avatar #344 to #15 - barkedge (06/25/2012) [-]
**barkedge rolls 7,416**
#117 to #15 - dajokaman (06/25/2012) [-]
Whats that weird number after 2?
#756 to #117 - torian (06/25/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #536 to #117 - simfar (06/25/2012) [-]
yeah whats with that?
(i never did like Barney anyway)
User avatar #374 to #117 - tharic (06/25/2012) [-]
**tharic rolls 2**
User avatar #376 to #374 - tharic (06/25/2012) [-]
**tharic rolls 1** maybe now
#883 to #376 - Womens Study Major (06/26/2012) [-]
I AM PARTING THE RED SEA
User avatar #377 to #376 - tharic (06/25/2012) [-]
**tharic rolls 4** still not it
User avatar #379 to #377 - tharic (06/25/2012) [-]
**tharic rolls 3** WHAT THE ****
User avatar #383 to #379 - tharic (06/25/2012) [-]
got it, but not worthy. thumb me down i deserve it
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#320 to #117 - dragonbeon **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#74 to #15 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#177 to #74 - wertyyytrew (06/25/2012) [-]
nah his rolls are consecutive from 11-15
#67 to #15 - wopwop ONLINE (06/25/2012) [-]
Yeah, how about you let us see your profile in order to see how many times you tried to pull this off.
#108 to #67 - telestriation (06/25/2012) [-]
Dubs? Like three times.

This in particular? First time I ever tried doing it. The deleted comments were because they were inane and retarded. You'll notice the combo happened all at once, and those are replies to comments that were done after the whole thing happened.
#50 to #15 - jakeattack (06/25/2012) [-]
wtf is this wizardry....
#27 to #15 - epiknarwhalz (06/25/2012) [-]
How...?
How...?
#28 to #27 - telestriation (06/25/2012) [-]
Well, give it a try.
#29 to #28 - epiknarwhalz (06/25/2012) [-]
**epiknarwhalz rolls 9** I will try...but I will probably fail
#30 to #29 - epiknarwhalz (06/25/2012) [-]
**epiknarwhalz rolls 5** Here goes nothing..
#24 to #15 - thenewgizmobox (06/25/2012) [-]
teach me your ways master.
teach me your ways master.
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#22 to #15 - synical (06/25/2012) [-]
I'm watching you, wizard.
#21 to #15 - brandonorlando (06/25/2012) [-]
Again?
Again?
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#19 to #15 - pyrothermal (06/25/2012) [-]
Bah! All smoke and mirrors!
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User avatar #18 to #15 - tigersstripes (06/25/2012) [-]
wha-how! bu- you omg
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