Dat roll

**telestriation rolls 1**

**telestriation rolls 2**

**telestriation rolls 3**

Questions, anybody?

Bah! All smoke and mirrors!

Whats that weird number after 2?

yeah whats with that?
(i never did like Barney anyway)

k

mfw u made more thumbs on 5 comments than i did in months.

I'm pretty sure your comments were funnier than these, though.

highest thumbs i got, was lucky my roll was extremely relevant.

funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3666637/It+s+time/21#21

My highest comment got like 700+ thumbs. Used to be #38 in comments, but then college started and grades had to take precedence.



Just get good at photoshopping things quickly and it gets significantly easier.

Woah, rolling amazing numbers, acting humble and admiring other FJers.
You're the hero FJ deserves

I'm not going to be a cunt just because I got lucky (Even if it was 1/1,000,000 chance)

See note above about how I intended to. I wouldn't have tried for the singletons if I had rolled anything else.

Upon further examination of your previous comments, I find that you are a buzzkill/smarterer than thou/generally contrarian commenter. There's no real reason for it other than a general sense of superiority, which really shouldn't matter on the internet. Either enjoy the rolls or don't, but the significance of the difference between 10,000 and 1,000,000 is mostly irrelevant when you consider that they're both still really low odds. I don't particularly care about the thumbs; I've had my day on FJ and this was just for shits and giggles.



tl;dr stop trying to make yourself seem smarter on irrelevant comments.

You've corrected him twice, albeit wrong, and that's really not pointing something out. He was not overclaiming the odds, and how would that make him feel better? Yes, my life is complete, I rolled a number on funnyjunk! No, I wouldn't think so...

Also, I never considered this a fight, I made acomment and he got angry about it. The "Upon further examination of your comments" is utter crap, and I even said "Oh well, not worth arguing any further"

Man you're desperate to seem like a cool guy... Listen, I don't care, and the only thing you prove by constantly claiming your innocence is that you indeed do care about thumbs, and what other people on teh webs think about you.

People on this website are fucking retarded.

I demand that you explain why people are retarded (not saying that people here are normal, but I wish to hear your explanation).

Too many replies on that last comment, and okay, yes you are one guy, but this stuff happens on every thread

And that's why we all love FJ!

Well, there are a shit ton of reasons I can come up with. For example:

Repost from 4chan, 9gag, reddit, etc.
Claims to hate 9gag, reddit, etc.
Claims to hate reposts, but still reposts
Claims to hate bendingtime, 90% of posts are bendingtime

But related to this, is that an insignificant comment can be blown out of proportion beyond understandable measures. I admit to be taking part in such act

>Blown out of proportion
>One guy commenting

It's not like I represent FJ...

But like I said, I don't see how me pointing something out would make MY life any better either, its a website, I doubt anything here can really make my life any better at all. I was simply pointing something out, and I guess I typed it wrong, because people took it way out of proportion

Chance to roll a number with three digits: 100% (unless you're a summerfag)
Chance to roll a specific digit: 1/10.
Chance to roll the desired digits three times in a row: 0,1*0,1*0,1=1/1000
Also, if you wanted to roll 123 and then roll 1, 2, 3, the chance for 123 is 1/1000, and the chance of 1, 2, 3, is, duh, 1/1000, and thus, the chance of four succesful rolls like these would be 1 in a million.

Well done!

Thanks, babyanalraper!

And yes, 123 was intended.

Well, you were using statistics to be a smart ass and correct him, I admired his luck. Also, you were wrong. 1/10^3 = 1/1000, not 1/10 000. Anyway, relax, take a deep breath and GET REAL HIGH, AND I, SING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS: WHAT'S GOING ON?

Lolz he deleted his account.

Wow! Well, that's a new response... I suppose that's a success, right?

Did you just brag about something you do in real life? That, mate, is not a wise thing to do on funnyjunk. Also, I can easily read your comments further down, so there's no need to try to convince me that you are the hero Gotham deserves, when I'm perfectly capable of drawing my own conclusions.

Also you're thumbing me down, I see... Conclusion: A slight case of minor butthurt.

Just pointing out I can literally not stop watching this gif

/watch?v=zuDtACzKGRs

I just... I have no idea where you are going with any of this. Just let it fucking die

And I wasn't thumbing you down. I actually brought you back to 0 on a few comments since you seemed like you knew what you were talking about.

Key word being seemed.

Psst, if you want to let something die, don't answer. Works almost every time.
I, for one, think this is hilarious, and I wouldn't mind continuing this pointless clash of opinions, since you almost take this seriously.

Not really, its just 2:30 in the morning so I am kinda retarded. May I just summarize this whole thing so we can get back to the same page? I feel like you are misinterpreting me alot.

1) He rolled an awesome roll.
2) Said "even though it was a 1 in a million chance"
3) I assumed he was using that saying, so I casually pointed out statistics.
4) He claimed it was all intended, succeeded in something as rare as 9 9's
5) made a "skeptical me is skeptical" reference, just pointed out some flaws, nothing serious.
6) I get insulted over it.
7) I WTF
8) You shine some light on things, seem like a cool guy
9) I happily reply to your comment, agreeing with you on some parts, disagreeing on others.
10) You somehow take my comment 100% wrong and rage on me.

tl;dr this was a misunderstanding, its 2:30AM and I am retarded right now. I plan to let this die.

I'm not raging... You really need to stop saying things that aren't true. What I did, was that I told you there's no need to tell me your story of it when I can see what happened, and then you got all defensive.

For being and internet fight, this is way too mature... SUCKMYDICKFAGYOUMOMSAWHORE!!!!! Or something...

Okay, I didn't mean to say raging, I misuse words often and have trouble expressing what I really mean. That's basically what this all stemmed from.

So please, can we just let this go. Not because I really care, but because I feel obliged to reply for some reason I cannot fathom

In that case, I salute you sir. You have made me proud!

Maybe that looked real to an armature, but i, MR. SATAN, can tell that you used a secret switch on the floor, that activated some rolls that you hid on the thread while no one was looking.

*amateur


fucking spellcheck, I TRUSTED YOU!

amateur?

i spelled it amature at first, and the first result on spell check was armature.

i didn't even know that was a word....

Yeah, it's used for supporting things when modeling things. So you make an armature of a hand when you want to sculpt a hand.

WUT! WHAT IS THIS SORCERY!

teach me your ways master.

No sir.

Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?

I'm watching you, wizard.

yes, just one question

one question. are you a wizard?

FUCK THIS SHIT, THIS GUY IS A WIZARD :|

the roll gods shine favorably on you this day my friend

what codes did you use to acquire such wizardry?

ALL of the codes.

And magic.

there's a wizard among us

How...?

Well, give it a try.

wha-how! bu- you omg

Is it wrong this gave me a boner?

**spartanswimmer rolls 937**

**barkedge rolls 7,416**

wtf is this wizardry....

Again?

Get ready for a shit-load of thumbs dude...

Holy shit, what if when you first rolled those, like at only 10-20 thumbs, the OP of the content went and deleted all your comments

Yeah, how about you let us see your profile in order to see how many times you tried to pull this off.

Dubs? Like three times.

This in particular? First time I ever tried doing it. The deleted comments were because they were inane and retarded. You'll notice the combo happened all at once, and those are replies to comments that were done after the whole thing happened.

Yes these seem suspicious

nah his rolls are consecutive from 11-15

inb4 a faggot screencaps and gets front page.

funny_pictures/3835368/Ultimate+roll/

Teach me your ways, grand master

wait what the fuck just happened

its ok guys
hes a wizard

He did it again!

There goes the the content, shadowed by your rolls

I'm kind of freaking out that I still have 3 hours left on these.

I'D LIKE TO THANK THE ACADEMY.

And Lord Satan for the pittance he has bestowed upon me.

you didnt thank your mom
what kind of monster have you become
the world is doomed

**damngoodpotato rolls 99** LOL JUST KIDDING

**damngoodpotato rolls 33** unstoppable

dubs dance

Werr prayed

**chosencausefuckyou rolls 92**

OMG 33 IS 99 / 3, THE NUMBER OF DUBS YOU GOT
HAIUYBHRTVIUZ;SBTLYN

**foop rolls 012**

no fucking way

**cweepew rolls 87** attempting to join in on this roll of dubs

**kaboomz rolls 55**

**arikschrock rolls 98**

Damn. So close too.

**sonron rolls 49** let us roll again!

We have liftoff

**ifuhq rolls 150**

*Fixed*

Its fucking science.......

**padrerebelscumole rolls 122**

**padrerebelscumole rolls 04**

**padrerebelscumole rolled a random image posted in comment #6278897 at FJ Pony Thread **

His post number is trips. One thumb for you.