The lord's word

Your the fucking faggot. Green Day are shit band. Sun Tzu isn't part of music anyway, you fcukin idiot. fuck off fagot go play your cod or someshit fag.

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#179 to #166 - desuforeverlulz (06/25/2012) [-]

Reading the Bible cover to cover is what made me an atheist.

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#178 to #166 - verby (06/25/2012) [-]

Not really, Christians take the Bible in historical context, and learn from it's teachings. Which is why using quotes from Leviticus is invalid in arguments, since Christ's teachings>Moses' Law.

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#195 to #178 - jacksonguitarist (06/25/2012) [-]

Leviticus is in the bible, therefore it is valid?

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#197 to #195 - verby (06/25/2012) [-]

Yeah but Christians don't follow those laws because they conflict with Jesus' teachings. Basically, Jesus is the Constitution and Moses' Law is a law that conflicts with it. Jesus takes precedent.

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#204 to #197 - mezuki (06/25/2012) [-]

so what you're saying is Christians only listen to the good parts of the bible

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#205 to #204 - verby (06/25/2012) [-]

Did you read what I just said? Jesus' Law is above Moses' Law because Jesus is a Deity and Moses is a prophet.

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#207 to #205 - mezuki (06/25/2012) [-]

yes but both of there teachings are in the bible and the bible is supposed to be the completely true and perfect

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#209 to #207 - verby (06/25/2012) [-]

I don't recall anyone ever saying that to me. In any case, the Old Testament is regarded more or less as a history book, not a lesson, though lessons can be taken from it. I admire Thomas Jefferson, but I would not own slaves o.O

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#198 to #197 - jacksonguitarist (06/25/2012) [-]

That sounds very confusing from my standpoint but I understand a little better now.

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#168 to #166 - goonmcnasty (06/25/2012) [-]

I'm an atheist and I know sweet FA about the bible, nor do I care.

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#54 to #25 - N. Korean citizen (06/25/2012) [-]

Team Fortress 2 irl.... :O

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#114 to #54 - ninaf (06/25/2012) [-]

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#84 - Hyoukin (06/25/2012) [+] (6 replies)

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to just look go the bible?

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#104 to #84 - sandle (06/25/2012) [-]

Yes i am aware, "That's the joke", but i really wanted to use this reaction image

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#92 to #84 - lukeharris **User deleted account** (06/25/2012) [-]

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#89 to #84 - MotokoKatachiRox (06/25/2012) [-]

wat.

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#85 to #84 - MikeLit (06/25/2012) [-]

I gave you a thumb out of sheer pity for your lack of knowledge with regards to the English language.

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#87 to #85 - Hyoukin (06/25/2012) [-]

...and I give you a thumb out of sheer pity, for your lack of knowledge of sarcasm, and old memes.

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#59 - sweetdickwilly (06/25/2012) [+] (3 replies)

Ezekial 25:17

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides of the inequities of the selfishness and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and goodwill shepards the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

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#200 to #59 - longtimeago (06/25/2012) [-]

That was so awesome. In the game Call of Juarez, the priest that is going to seek 'justice' for the killer that later is innocent so he is going to seek revenge to the people who really killed says all these bible revenge quotes... So damn awesome.

Thank you for reminding :)

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#81 to #59 - killedkenny (06/25/2012) [-]

SAY "WHAT" AGAIN

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#170 - usarnaem (06/25/2012) [-]

I can totally fap to this.

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#55 - daelril (06/25/2012) [-]

No man whose testicles have been crushed or whose organ has been cut off may become a member of the Assembly of God.

Deuteronomy 23:1

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#23 - zombiebacon (06/25/2012) [-]

This may be a repost, but I remember shitting myself laughing when I checked the bible and found it.

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#155 - N. Korean citizen (06/25/2012) [+] (9 replies)

Don't say anything bad about the bible or god on FJ. Red thumbs like crazy. Bible loving faggots..

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#194 to #155 - offspring (06/25/2012) [-]

Made me laugh. I smell summer in this one..

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#75 - gravediggernalk (06/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)

"I've just whipped your ass!" Austin 3:16

amidoinitrite

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#76 to #75 - gravediggernalk (06/25/2012) [-]

"You sit there and you thump your bible and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere. Talk about John. 3:16, Austin 3:16 says: I've just whipped your ass!!"

For those that care.

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#214 to #159 - ranzoray (06/30/2012) [-]

Is that Hitler in a tux?

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#145 - Shinai (06/25/2012) [-]

Damn, I need to start reading the Bible.

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#132 - Luffy91 (06/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)

**Luffy91 rolled a random image posted in comment #5896841 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw It's a real verse

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The lord's word

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