Lifeguarding is one of the best jobs to have, but it has fueled my hatred for everybody. They're just so goddamn stupid, I can't even stand it. THERE ARE 3 RULES. Kids still manage to break every one! On the lily pads, use the ropes, use the pads, and one person at a time! Not go "Hurr durr, I'm a frog!" and try to hop across without using the overhead ropes. Not go "Hurr Durr, I'm a monkey!" and try to swing across using just the ropes! AND NOBODY CARES IF YOUR FRIEND IS GOING. YOU STAY OFF THOSE THINGS UNTIL THEY'RE FINISHED. /endrant

I have a few stories from work, I've saved them just because I can't stand stupid people.