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Hentai Rules
Message me if you think of more, I still have several left though. I will give you deds if you do decide to send me one you though of.
The Rules of Hentai
So we all know the meme, ''I' seen enough
hentai...," so I have ta ken the time to compile 10
rules that apply to the world of Hentai.
L If there are two characters who dislike each
other, they will have sex.
ii. All guys will have a large penis,
All girls who are virgins will think their male
counterpart' s penis is "the biggest they' ever
seen!" Since they' re virgins, this is probably true.
This, of course, still doesn' t detract from how
stupid it sounds.
9. If there is a sexually repressed character anywhere
in the series, they will observe or take part in a sexual
act and immediately become a individual.
a. If that character is a boy, he will have sex with
the person he either hates the most "OR"
secretly harbors feelings for.
b. If that character is a girl, she will become a sex-
starved nymph and bang everyone in sight, unless
she harbors feelings for another character, in
which case she will simply become that
character' s personal sex toy.
So we all know the meme, ''I' seen enough
hentai...," so I have ta ken the time to compile 10
rules that apply to the world of Hentai.
L If there are two characters who dislike each
other, they will have sex.
ii. All guys will have a large penis,
All girls who are virgins will think their male
counterpart' s penis is "the biggest they' ever
seen!" Since they' re virgins, this is probably true.
This, of course, still doesn' t detract from how
stupid it sounds.
9. If there is a sexually repressed character anywhere
in the series, they will observe or take part in a sexual
act and immediately become a individual.
a. If that character is a boy, he will have sex with
the person he either hates the most "OR"
secretly harbors feelings for.
b. If that character is a girl, she will become a sex-
starved nymph and bang everyone in sight, unless
she harbors feelings for another character, in
which case she will simply become that
character' s personal sex toy.
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johnturdell (06/23/2012) [-]
11. Rape is a pleasant way to introduce yourself in the hentai-verse.
group introductions are especially common
group introductions are especially common
11. Every Japanese man ejaculates 3 gallons of tapioca pudding
12. The man will be able to cum as many times as is needed without even slightly losing power in his erection.
#72
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nwmirite (06/23/2012) [-]
11. Ejaculation is ALWAYS directly into the womb or on the stomach/back
#176
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snaikravdra (06/23/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
**snaikravdra rolled a random image posted in comment #219 at Mordbid for OP ** <------
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going
#20
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thechosentroll (06/23/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
11. Rape is the official way tentacles say "Hi" and they tend to be pretty social.
Rule #69: If a girl is being raped, she will hate it at first but then start to love it.