aquaboss

pff, even cartman can control cthulhu...

Cartman? I refuse to respect a character who's had more things up his ass than a Canadian cannibalistic gay porn star.

lol'd hard, thanks

No problem.

good point

No one can control C'thulhu

Aquaman did. Your argument is invalid.

he hasn't controlled it
but there is a comic that establishes that every year he and etrigan team up and beat it back down to the depths

The validity of that is split down the middle of Lovecraftian fans, to be honest. Some of us think that because he was from space, no, he couldn't control him; but later, Darleth tried to turn him into a water elemental. Soooo... yeah.

I'M A SHARK, I'M A SHAAAARK, SUCK MY DIIIIICK, I'M A SHAAARK.

Here ya go

I actually have the gif you posted with that text, I just couldn't be damned to find it.

Someone actually worked out the numbers behind that gargantuan leap.

>be aquaman
>"aquaman your powurs are yousless hurrdhuhr
>get cthulu to rape their ass

And anyways in one Batman comic series Aquaman had his ass handed to him, the bat made him scared of water

Aquaman only has his powers when he's in water.

Only Cartman can control Cthulhu!



why are there so many c?

Aquaman can also control marine reptiles, such as aligators and crocodiles. He even controlled a reptilian alien in one comic I believe.

So he has a sizable land army as well...

People 80% water.......... Oh god why.

delicious salmon

You know, someone tried to use mind control on Cthulhu once in a Lovecraft novel.
Their brain melted into an acidic slurry and dissolved their entire body, so I wouldn't advise trying it, Aqua...wait, you're Aquaman. Nobody's going to miss you if you fail, and if you succeed you'll become the best superhero ever. Go right ahead!

don't make me smack you to

to what?

Oh no my minor grammatical error has made my comment entirely incomprehensible. How will I manage to live with myself

Playful trickster is one of the most bs skills besides fiora's ult

vlads pool

Oh my god that
I completely forgot

lol off topic but do you remember me?

Oh yeah you're that guy I fought with on my profile lol

lol i actually recognized the picture first

Just loaded into LoL after 3 hours and 35 mins

Wow

its great to see 2 enemies fighting over My Little Pony, became equals while talking about League of Legends

Yes

cant wait for this fucker, gonna be the most OP guy ever

I am not eager to lane against him

^---forever alooooooooone

to defeat evil