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dafuq did i juss read?
wat.
Tags: nope
E WISELY s/ los/
YOU' RE NOT STRANDED ON DESERT ISLAND FOR 10
YEARS, BECAUSE IT' S TOTAL BULLSHIT.
YOU ARE LOST IN WOODS OF SYBERIA. NOBODY
KNOWS WHERE YOU ARE: YOU WAS ON SOLITUDE
JOURNEY, ESCAPED KIDNAPPERS, YOUR SKYLAB
CRASHED INTO A LAKE WAY OFF THE COURSE, YOU
NAME IT. LUCKILY IT IS SUMMER. AS FAR AS YOU
KNOW, YOU CAN BE HUNDRED MILES FROM ANY
PEOPLE AND IT CAN TAKE WEEKS BEFORE RESCUE
WILL FIND YOU, IF THEY FIND YOU AT ALL. CHOOSE
ONE SET OF ITEMS TO HELP YOU SURVIVE.
YOU' RE NOT STRANDED ON DESERT ISLAND FOR 10
YEARS, BECAUSE IT' S TOTAL BULLSHIT.
YOU ARE LOST IN WOODS OF SYBERIA. NOBODY
KNOWS WHERE YOU ARE: YOU WAS ON SOLITUDE
JOURNEY, ESCAPED KIDNAPPERS, YOUR SKYLAB
CRASHED INTO A LAKE WAY OFF THE COURSE, YOU
NAME IT. LUCKILY IT IS SUMMER. AS FAR AS YOU
KNOW, YOU CAN BE HUNDRED MILES FROM ANY
PEOPLE AND IT CAN TAKE WEEKS BEFORE RESCUE
WILL FIND YOU, IF THEY FIND YOU AT ALL. CHOOSE
ONE SET OF ITEMS TO HELP YOU SURVIVE.
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The matches, obviously.
It could burn down that whole "siberian forest" and create a big cloud of smoke for the people to come looking.
It could burn down that whole "siberian forest" and create a big cloud of smoke for the people to come looking.
#9
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milson (06/23/2012) [-]
siberia isn't that cold in summer, it can actually be rather hot there
so you don't need that coat at the daytime
you need something to keep you warm at night and thererfor the blanket or the sleeping bag are good enough
so you don't need that coat at the daytime
you need something to keep you warm at night and thererfor the blanket or the sleeping bag are good enough
#6
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grumpyBUBBLEZ (06/22/2012) [-]
Go with set B morons. Who cares if it's summer or not, you're in SIBERIA. You'll freeze before you can set up a shelter, you need a coat.
#3
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N. Korean citizen (06/22/2012) [-]
B. that rope and a firestarter. shelter . find water and stockpile your escape.