i work the register at work as well (i work at a bowling alley) but i don't make dumb fucking comments, because when i have to deal with dumbfuck adults who will go and make such comments when i ask for their ID so i can get them checked in, they will go and say "I'm only 12 years old" or some stupid shit, and i just look at them with the "are you fucking kidding me" rageface...

but at a bowling alley, you also have the nice perks, such as watching some hot bitches bowl