Cashiers

>be working at convenience store
>tired of repeating the same lines of "Hi, how are you?", "Do you need a bag?"
>very attractive girl around my age comes up to be rung up
>try to think of something to say
>she puts down her drinks, (two Arizona Iced Teas)
>"ooohh......"
>silence...she stares
>turning red, no idea what to say
>"I like those...."
>voice cracks, face turning so red I can feel it heating up
>put my face down and mentally facepalm myself

>Getting condoms at walmart
>Cashier is attractive woman
>Smile unnecessarily big as I set condoms on the counter
>She coyly smiles, tells me final price
>Almost through the interaction, feelsgoodman.jpg
>After bagging, she tells me "Have fun with those"
>Caught myself almost saying "You too" which would be embarrassing.
>Tried to change it mid sentence, wound up saying "You will"
>MFW

>Buying condoms at gas station
>Cashier (who is a girl) says "I like the flavored ones better."
>Not sure if sexual advancement on me or weird sort of small talk
>Grab the bag and leave without saying a word
>MFW

Consider the following: We just want someone to be friendly to us. I work as a cashier at a truck stop. All I get to deal with all day are grumpy filthy cunt truck drivers that act as if every little thing is an inconvenience to them. We make small talk because we want to be friendly in hopes that cunts like you won't make our days worse than they have to be.

>be a cashier
>be socially awkward
>hate human beings
>my one pre-recorded line: "have a great day"
>bitch asks for salt
>subconsciously tell her to have a great day & I walk off
>get yelled at because she thought I was ignoring her

>be working at local grocery store (scan and bag)
>horrible day, asshole managers, asshole customers
>fat bitch has ginormous $400 cart load
>fat bitch wants everything double papered bagged (why.jpg)
>lay out bags to prepare my body
>she thinks I'm telling her to bag herself by doing so
>fat bitch goes into gigarage
>fat bitch demands I bag faster and immediately to manager
>Stare her in the eyes.
>No.
>Mfw.

Me: "Yeah Just fallout 3 please"
Cashier: "Ah, Fallout. Never really liked that game, far too dull for me."
mfw he was bagging the item. I didn't say a word to him after that.

give them a break, their job is shit but they are still trying to be friendly

Hey Holden, how about you stop being such a cynical pile of narcissistic boy raeg and just the friendly conversation?

Would you rather they make snide remarks or glare at you while they bag your shit? All they're doing is being friendly, and then people like you show up.

>Be Cashier
>Ringing up items and putting them in spinny bag carousel thing
>Put like 2 items in bag
>Customer spins it and takes 9/10 empty bag and puts it in cart
>Put 2 items in next bag
>Customer spins it again and takes the bag again
>Customer keeps doing it
>At the very end I scan the milk
>"Do you want the milk in a bag?"
>"No thank you; we gotta save the environment, you know?"
>"HAVE A NICE DAY"

One time i was at a competition thing and was all dressed up and went to this extremely ghetto walmart to buy some caffeine pills. The cashier was like a 5 foot black lady who acted like she was on crack. She saw the caffeine pills and screamed: "WAKE UP!! HAHAHA WAKE UP!! NEED TO WAKE UP DO YA!!?"

Cashier: So how old are you
Me: 15
Cashier: oooh, you look like a little, little boy.
Me: I don't give the fly-swarmed, 3-day-old carcass of a dead deer what you think of me.


needless to say, I was pissed.

If you react that way to when someone talks to you, then I want to see your life as a movie. Because you seen to be a pedantic cunt.

work at randals and i get bitched at by the manager when ever i don't talk about random shit i don't want to talk about. its because we're supposed to make the customer feel important and have a good time its bloody annouying

I love when a cashier makes a comment, it suggests one of two things:

>she finds me attractive and makes me feel good about myself or
>she/he just wants me to have a great day

A cashier never makes a comment about you being fat, ugly or anything similar, so why the fuck are you guys take this so seriously?

I was serving this woman and thought she had all her items, but I turned to the conveyer belt and there was a box of tampons wedged between the little plastic thing that divides up people's shopping. I picked them up and asked her if they were hers, but before she could answer I hear this gruff scottish man's voice from behind her say "no, they're mine mate". They were the only items he bought. I didn't ask questions.

On the other end of this argument, I deliver pizzas. Every day I deal with bitchy ass holes. (Favorite complaint so far was that the pepperonis were all too close to the center of the pizza; they demanded a free one.) So to make my shitty job more bearable, I try to have small talk. I ask about the weather or comment about the sports teams they have banners of all over their yard. But as soon as they get their hands on the damn pizza they shut the door on me mid sentence. Not even a thank you and very rarely a tip, which pays for my gas. I know it's my job, but god damn people, they're doing you a service and their job sucks ass. Be nice.