Cashiers. i'm one of those cashiers too unfortunately Not OC. I hate when n: ' s make remarks. Cashier: '.B' tlm Dress!. >be working at convenience store >tired of repeating the same lines of "Hi, how are you?", "Do you need a bag?" >very attractive gi shut your whore Mouth caitlin
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#12 - theunitarian
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(06/22/2012) [-]
>be working at convenience store   
>tired of repeating the same lines of "Hi, how are you?", "Do you need a bag?"   
>very attractive girl around my age comes up to be rung up   
>try to think of something to say   
>she puts down her drinks, (two Arizona Iced Teas)   
>"ooohh......"   
>silence...she stares   
>turning red, no idea what to say   
>"I like those...."   
>voice cracks, face turning so red I can feel it heating up   
>put my face down and mentally facepalm myself
>be working at convenience store
>tired of repeating the same lines of "Hi, how are you?", "Do you need a bag?"
>very attractive girl around my age comes up to be rung up
>try to think of something to say
>she puts down her drinks, (two Arizona Iced Teas)
>"ooohh......"
>silence...she stares
>turning red, no idea what to say
>"I like those...."
>voice cracks, face turning so red I can feel it heating up
>put my face down and mentally facepalm myself


User avatar #88 to #12 - theodordronen
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(06/23/2012) [-]
I once asked a customer if he wanted a pizza instead of a bag. I was hungry at the time...
#68 to #12 - zaggystirdust
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(06/23/2012) [-]
it happens to the better of us
it happens to the better of us
#99 to #12 - terribletruth
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(06/23/2012) [-]
I was bagging groceries at a grocery store and I asked the customer "Paper or Plastic?". He said "Sure". I just stood their awkwardly waiting for a chance to ask him again.

HFW
User avatar #31 to #12 - Galante
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(06/23/2012) [-]
I know your feel. Working as cashier first weeks and two girls come down my lane. Tired of: Hi, how are you today? I went for: How you guys doing?

Mid sentence I realize being both girls it may sound weird, so I try to change it and it comes out and unintelligible mess along: How guys you today?

I just proceeded to scan, and look down.
#105 - iliketires
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(06/23/2012) [-]
>Getting condoms at walmart   
>Cashier is attractive woman   
>Smile unnecessarily big as I set condoms on the counter   
>She coyly smiles, tells me final price   
>Almost through the interaction, feelsgoodman.jpg   
>After bagging, she tells me "Have fun with those"   
>Caught myself almost saying "You too" which would be embarrassing.   
>Tried to change it mid sentence, wound up saying "You will"   
>MFW
>Getting condoms at walmart
>Cashier is attractive woman
>Smile unnecessarily big as I set condoms on the counter
>She coyly smiles, tells me final price
>Almost through the interaction, feelsgoodman.jpg
>After bagging, she tells me "Have fun with those"
>Caught myself almost saying "You too" which would be embarrassing.
>Tried to change it mid sentence, wound up saying "You will"
>MFW
#137 to #105 - polishmeyaya
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(06/23/2012) [-]
I laughed for good 3 minutes. Thank you man!
I laughed for good 3 minutes. Thank you man!
User avatar #141 to #105 - downwiththesicknes
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(06/23/2012) [-]
******* hell that was genially hilarious. Thank you for the laugh good sir
#142 to #105 - breakfastlunch
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(06/23/2012) [-]
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#143 to #105 - acksl
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(06/23/2012) [-]
Actually that's pretty smooth
#132 to #105 - trilobyte
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(06/23/2012) [-]
#45 - Cambro
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(06/23/2012) [-]
>Buying condoms at gas station
>Cashier (who is a girl) says "I like the flavored ones better."
>Not sure if sexual advancement on me or weird sort of small talk
>Grab the bag and leave without saying a word
>MFW
#133 to #45 - megavandal
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(06/23/2012) [-]
i have a similar story   
   
>buying condoms at gas station   
>the cashier looks at me and says looks like someone's getting naughty   
>i ignore that and go buy a pack of gum too   
>when i get back to counter there are 5 Gatorade's and 5 protein bars with other 2 packs of condoms   
>i say: - what the **** are you doing I'm not buying these   
>Cashier:-Chill out sugar-bums i was trying to help you   
>take the Condom, take the gum and leave   
>mfw the cashier was a guy
i have a similar story

>buying condoms at gas station
>the cashier looks at me and says looks like someone's getting naughty
>i ignore that and go buy a pack of gum too
>when i get back to counter there are 5 Gatorade's and 5 protein bars with other 2 packs of condoms
>i say: - what the **** are you doing I'm not buying these
>Cashier:-Chill out sugar-bums i was trying to help you
>take the Condom, take the gum and leave
>mfw the cashier was a guy
User avatar #59 to #45 - supamonkey
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(06/23/2012) [-]
Should have asked, "which flavour?".
But I probably would have been to chicken to buy them when a girl cashier was there so...
#64 to #59 - Keleth
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(06/23/2012) [-]
don't let the girl know your getting laid! she will laugh for sure!
User avatar #145 to #64 - supamonkey
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(06/23/2012) [-]
I wish I was getting laid, I've only ever bought condoms once out of optimism and the only time I've used one was when me and me mates got drunk and put them on our heads and inflated them with our breath as space helmets.
#154 to #145 - anon id: 7b302c3e
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(06/23/2012) [-]
"Me and my mates got drunk" and then one thing lead to another you ass ****** each other
User avatar #156 to #154 - supamonkey
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(06/23/2012) [-]
We weren't that drunk, just drunk enough to believe that walking to the beach with inflated condoms on our heads was a brilliant idea.
#92 to #45 - pussyslayer
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(06/23/2012) [-]
Should've said "yeah me too" then winked.
Should've said "yeah me too" then winked.
User avatar #149 to #92 - zexin
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(06/23/2012) [-]
Implying you love sucking on flavoured condoms?
User avatar #159 to #149 - pussyslayer
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(06/23/2012) [-]
yes.
User avatar #50 - mrevitcartta
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(06/23/2012) [-]
Consider the following: We just want someone to be friendly to us. I work as a cashier at a truck stop. All I get to deal with all day are grumpy filthy cunt truck drivers that act as if every little thing is an inconvenience to them. We make small talk because we want to be friendly in hopes that cunts like you won't make our days worse than they have to be.
#56 to #50 - supamonkey
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(06/23/2012) [-]
As a service station attendant/cashier I know that feel.
As a service station attendant/cashier I know that feel.
User avatar #60 to #50 - CrashingSea
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(06/23/2012) [-]
I have a saying, people as a whole are idiotic assholes, individuals however, can be very awesome.
#14 - Mixx
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(06/23/2012) [-]
>be a cashier   
>be socially awkward   
>hate human beings   
>my one pre-recorded line: "have a great day"   
>bitch asks for salt   
>subconsciously tell her to have a great day & I walk off   
>get yelled at because she thought I was ignoring her
>be a cashier
>be socially awkward
>hate human beings
>my one pre-recorded line: "have a great day"
>bitch asks for salt
>subconsciously tell her to have a great day & I walk off
>get yelled at because she thought I was ignoring her
#35 - Bunnygoeslawl
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(06/23/2012) [-]
>be working at local grocery store (scan and bag)
>horrible day, asshole managers, asshole customers
>fat bitch has ginormous $400 cart load
>fat bitch wants everything double papered bagged (why.jpg)
>lay out bags to prepare my body
>she thinks I'm telling her to bag herself by doing so
>fat bitch goes into gigarage
>fat bitch demands I bag faster and immediately to manager
>Stare her in the eyes.
>No.
>Mfw.
User avatar #61 to #35 - Timeline
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(06/23/2012) [-]
I ******* hate customers who want double paper.

The other day these three women came through with three ******* carts filled to the top with ****, we scanned and bagged all of it and it took a good fifteen minutes, then the bitch tried to run a check from a brand new account on the $400 tab, and it didn't go through. The store director came over and told them to call the number on the receipt, so they went to the phone we have in the store then ran out the door when nobody was looking, leaving all of the groceries. We had to put all of their ******* **** back.

**** people.
User avatar #158 to #61 - Bunnygoeslawl
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(06/23/2012) [-]
Here's another annoying story
>Whitetrash couple $400 dollar cart
>Uses about $300 of ******* WIC to buy it all (Pain in the ass free food ****)
>Throws in 3 cigarette cases, some beer, and liquor.
>Complains about the price of the ****
>Doesn't have enough money for the rest of the $100 food so buys cigarettes and **** instead
>**** those people
>ALL of my rage
User avatar #162 to #158 - Timeline
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(06/24/2012) [-]
WIC checks are a nightmare.
#18 - Jameshaich
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(06/23/2012) [-]
Me: "Yeah Just fallout 3 please"
Cashier: "Ah, Fallout. Never really liked that game, far too dull for me."
mfw he was bagging the item. I didn't say a word to him after that.
#147 to #18 - breakfastlunch
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(06/23/2012) [-]
Your reaction, in your head   
   
It's a FO: NV .gif, but the idea is the same.
Your reaction, in your head

It's a FO: NV .gif, but the idea is the same.
#122 to #18 - iliketires
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(06/23/2012) [-]
Shoulda gave him this.
#82 - AndrewArctic
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(06/23/2012) [-]
give them a break, their job is **** but they are still trying to be friendly
#80 - caesarslegion
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(06/23/2012) [-]
Hey Holden, how about you stop being such a cynical pile of narcissistic boy raeg and just the friendly conversation?   
   
Would you rather they make snide remarks or glare at you while they bag your ****? All they're doing is being friendly, and then people like you show up.
Hey Holden, how about you stop being such a cynical pile of narcissistic boy raeg and just the friendly conversation?

Would you rather they make snide remarks or glare at you while they bag your ****? All they're doing is being friendly, and then people like you show up.
#7 - cannibislover
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(06/22/2012) [-]
One time i was at a competition thing and was all dressed up and went to this extremely ghetto walmart to buy some caffeine pills. The cashier was like a 5 foot black lady who acted like she was on crack.  She saw the caffeine pills and screamed: "WAKE UP!! HAHAHA WAKE UP!! NEED TO WAKE UP DO YA!!?"
One time i was at a competition thing and was all dressed up and went to this extremely ghetto walmart to buy some caffeine pills. The cashier was like a 5 foot black lady who acted like she was on crack. She saw the caffeine pills and screamed: "WAKE UP!! HAHAHA WAKE UP!! NEED TO WAKE UP DO YA!!?"