-Nice Hair and Moustache Combo
-Pants are out of this world
-Armband showing support
-Socks are awesome
-Bitching shoes
-Shirt/Tie combo
-Shirt-Tie-Pants combo showing hes Serious but hes also wants to party
You are both idiots. His first comment, " ******** . Hitler committed suicide.", was a joke. Sort of clever, however he should have realized that most people, like you, are idiots and wouldn't think he's being sarcastic. However, he became stupid with the next two comments, which were very ill written and a poor attempt at condescension when he could have just told you he was joking.
Incorrect.
If we are going to be typing out the pronunciation of the words, they most stereotypical german accent would require that we change all w's to v's. The reason for this is that in the german language, the letter w (vay) is prounouced like an english V.
In conclusion: ***Schvag