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Bus Marine
Uploaded by: imrandaredevil
Yep... :/ that's ours alright.
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My dad just told me a funny story:
He was in the coastguard, and he was listening in on a transmission (As you're supposed to do) at his station at Ambrose Lighthouse and this is what he heard:
Captain (Transmitting to the Coastguard small boat division ROCKAWAY): US Coastguard, US Coastguard, I'm sending out an SOS, mayday, mayday!
CG: Coastguard division ROCKAWAY, what is you're emergency captain?
Captain: I'm the captain of a 40 foot scooner, we have a breach in the hull and we're taking on water. Requestion an evacuation and possible tow-in.
CG: Alright captain, give me your coordinates
The captain gives his coordinates
CG: Alright Captain, about how much water are you taking in?
Captain: I'm taking on about 10 gallons a minute
There's a pause
CG: Ok captain, we're dispatching a Cutter. I need you to put on a life jacket and repeat after me: Our Father, who art in Heaven...
My dad and his fellow sailors were DYING. The dispatcher got into SOO much trouble lmao.
He was in the coastguard, and he was listening in on a transmission (As you're supposed to do) at his station at Ambrose Lighthouse and this is what he heard:
Captain (Transmitting to the Coastguard small boat division ROCKAWAY): US Coastguard, US Coastguard, I'm sending out an SOS, mayday, mayday!
CG: Coastguard division ROCKAWAY, what is you're emergency captain?
Captain: I'm the captain of a 40 foot scooner, we have a breach in the hull and we're taking on water. Requestion an evacuation and possible tow-in.
CG: Alright captain, give me your coordinates
The captain gives his coordinates
CG: Alright Captain, about how much water are you taking in?
Captain: I'm taking on about 10 gallons a minute
There's a pause
CG: Ok captain, we're dispatching a Cutter. I need you to put on a life jacket and repeat after me: Our Father, who art in Heaven...
My dad and his fellow sailors were DYING. The dispatcher got into SOO much trouble lmao.