How about it?

**lolzinyourmouth rolled a random image posted in comment #255 at Found this on Facebook... ** not exactly............... but its a start

Or just fap a lot. Remember to switch arms though, or you'll end up looking like a lopsided Popeye!

One does not simply use both hands to masturbate

Scientists discover a way so you can eat whatever you want and stay fit! Its called excersize you lazy cunts!

this isnt morbid channel bro, get this shit off here.

you are a sick bastard

I lost 68 pounds in 6 months with out changing my diet, and i do not eat well. I just exercised A LOT!

but your stomach doesn't look like that picture

He realized. That's why he said "visible collarbones and hipbones"

He said he could feel his. Idk why you're giving him crap

wat

WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS FROM?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oASmAPbQ-14&feature=relmfu

The fuck is going on up there?

the shit i put up with

all these weird gifs........ so wonderful......

I was linked to that by Cracked yesterday. What an amazing educational video

that video was the creepiest yet funniest thing

Omg that video was the most unintentionally funny thing I'd ever seen.

1. Turn head to the left.
2. Turn head to the right.
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 whenever offered food.

You! how much is this computer worth?

APEVIA X-TELSTAR-JR G-Type X-TSJGT-RD Red SECC Steel ATX Mid Tower Computer Case
ECS IC780M-A2 (V1.0A) AM3 AMD 770 ATX AMD Motherboard
Rosewill RV350-2 350W ATX 12V v2.2 Power Supply
AMD Athlon II X2 250 Regor 3.0GHz Socket AM3 65W Dual-Core Desktop Processor
SAMSUNG Spinpoint F3 HD103SJ 1TB 7200 RPM SATA 3.0Gb/s 3.5" Internal Hard Drive -Bare Drive
ASUS DRW-24B1ST/BLK/B/AS Black SATA 24X DVD Burner - Bulk - OEM
D-Link Xtreme Gigabit Router (DIR-655) Wireless N300, USB SharePort, Gigabit
EVGA NVIDIA GeForce 9800gt graphics card
CORSAIR XMS3 8GB (4 x 2GB) 240-Pin DDR3 SDRAM DDR3 1333 (PC3 10666) Desktop Memory

anyways
that's kinda outdated
but
i would say
around $300
or $400

Thank you friend

mhm

so What about this one?

the computer is custom built. It has the AMD Phenom X4(940) 9150e quadcore processor (4 cores 4 threads).ASUS M2N-LR ATX server motherboard AM2+(socket to AM3)..4 gigs of ram. NVIDIA GeFORCE GTS 450 1024 mb(1gb) gddr5(2559 mb dedicated graphics memory)2 disc drives 1:LG lightscribe DVD R-RW disc drive,2: lightscribe DVD R-RW disc drive cooler master 500 power supply,seagate sata 500 gb hard drive, windows 7 ultamate fresh install.games included are, sims 3 (with ambitions expansion pack),counter strike,the godfather,unreal tournament,turok,ratings of computer are(processor 6.6,memory 7.2,graphics 7.2,gaming graphics 7.2,hard disk 5.9) (plays battlefield 3,MW3,and all other games perfectly).also comes with a microsoft keyboard,logitech wireless mouse,a flat screen monitor..system runs great and is real fast,great gaming computer, it has blue led fans ,and runs silently.has dual fans on processor to keep it cool.reason for selling is because i just built another gaming computer, cash only.i don't answer emails. if interested you can call or text me at . my names Randy.

resolution for the monitor?

about 5 heliums

i prefer skinny girls with a little bit of meat over a fat chick any day. however, anorexic girls are a complete turn off for me.

Same goes for me brother!
Some girls are just freaking perfect even if they're a bit chubby and others are just prettier if they're thin. Girls should know what suits them the best and the one that will make them more confident.

WHO IS THIS GIRL? SHE IS BEAUTIFUL

Sadly, i have no clue :(
It's written Emily Vee on the bottom right, but i think it's the photographer :(

She looks like Yurizan Beltran...

same here bro.

not me...

Won't last your entire life, so don't rely on it.

same and i fucking love it.

Me too. I once ate two large pizzas and a 2-liter of soda. Gained a pound.

Food doesn't seem to make my gain weight, not for an extending amount of time, at least.

I poop out the weight.

Same here, I once had 5 brownies and orange cream soda and I only gained 2 pounds.

I laughed more than I should have.

**meisphil rolled a random image posted in comment #6173080 at FJ Pony Thread ** im suprised noone did it before (unless they did and i didnt see)

bitch please

Comment #376

You can fuck a skeleton if you want, I won't.

''There are no skeletons''.
What? Grammar is important, mate.

He/you basically said that skeletons don't exist.

Skeletons don't exist, they're just propaganda created by the liberal media

Fuck it. Be you.

flagged.

**leherplederp rolled a random image posted in comment #444 at Morbid for people with OCD ** oooo nooo whats gonna happen to me???????????? i defenitely have control over the pictures i roll
also MFW i said this

Your tits are fat, but that body doesn't look very fat to me.

d'aww

Wait...I've been dieting like crazy and biking 28 miles a day to try and get hip bones that show.
Do guys seriously not find that attractive?

Can I have cake again?!

Some guys do, some don't. I like some hipbone in all honestly, but ones to the girl in the picture is too extreme.
The flat stomach picture's hipbones are more my speed.

This is also helpful, thank you.

No problem!
Just don't kill yourself doing it, girls with curves can be just as sexy, if not more.

Being able to see bones is too thin.

I kind of like the the feel of my hip bones though.
Something about the roll.

Of course, I have the press pretty darn hard to feel them.

Just eat your cake and be happy.

Deal.

It's so damn cute!! ^_^

There is something called "too skinny"

My hip bones and ribs stick out, but I don't think I'm too skinny. Maybe it's just a body type thing?

Fucker delivered.

Me too

Once at the art institute, I asked one of the female models how she stayed skinny. The conversation went like this:

Me: How do you stay thin?

Model: I scarf and barf

Me: really?

Model: No, I exercise daily

It was the funniest shit ever.

But that's sadly true. I used to be really fat, and I tried to go up to talk to people and they'd just completely ignore my existence. This year I lost a lot of weight, now everyone always comes up to me and starts talking like we're "best friends."