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You know, the npc drivers honk at you for waiting at the red lights.
But if you look in any way and shoot a bullet, they'll shut up and bump into your car trying to speed away.

I never drove a car after they kept bumping in mine, just to piss me off. Instead type JUMPJET and avoid traffic.

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#1 - childsmack (06/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)

related.

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#24 to #1 - N. Korean citizen (06/22/2012) [-]

Loose?

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#16 - CRONIK (06/22/2012) [+] (15 replies)

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#23 to #16 - RequieminMortis (06/22/2012) [-]

Fuck that mission. You couldn't aim your shots to hit the guys on the train, the dumbass on the back of the bike apparently could never hit them, and even if your bullets magically found their targets, the fuckers had ridiculous amounts of health.

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#44 to #23 - letusbecereal (06/22/2012) [-]

I beat that mission on my first try, maybe it was just luck, but i didnt find it that hard. but my question is, why is there a picture edited (the big smoke/orangutan one) captioned, with a joke about one of the first missions that isnt even that significant.

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#68 to #44 - robotgoose (06/22/2012) [-]

I agree, I never find that mission hard.

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#46 to #23 - scarfacetfs (06/22/2012) [-]

I was so mad I ended up leaving Big Smoke behind and going after the train on a jetpack. Got on the train, shot the bad guys and flew back. Get back in the car and the mission is done.

It was a rage inducing level.

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#109 to #46 - RequieminMortis (06/22/2012) [-]

See, I tried that. Half the time I couldn't even get to the train before it hit the tunnel, and if I did I would get knocked off by one thing or another. And then once I was actually ON the train, I would discover that even my most powerful weapons apparently did jack shit to the guys- it took rocket spam to do any significant damage, and I would still eventually fall off the train.

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#27 to #23 - fizzled (06/22/2012) [-]

wtf are you on about.... all you had to do was drive beside the mexican-ridden train and avoid the other oncoming train. There was no time limit and so you didn't have to shoot a single bullet.

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#110 to #27 - RequieminMortis (06/22/2012) [-]

You're supposed to drive along the train so Big Smoke would shoot the guys on the train. Except his weapons would do jack fucking shit to the guys on the train, and that's assuming he could even hit them.

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#67 - dotterbox (06/22/2012) [-]

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#89 to #61 - goldenpotato (06/22/2012) [-]

I c wat u did thar

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#86 - buckmysall (06/22/2012) [+] (5 replies)

why did i come here? i guess it was the funny. Or the… Ah, I don’t know, that thing.
That magic. You see it on the internet. I wanted to retire from what I was doing, you know. From that, that line of /b/. Be a good guy for once, a FJ man. So I created a account, came here, put my feet up, and I thought I’d be a summerfag like all the others.
My oc, would be like the oc on the frontpage. It would be funny, get a lot of thumbs But, well, you know how it is.

(PIC RELATED)

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#95 to #86 - spidahridah ONLINE (06/22/2012) [-]

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#90 to #86 - luckodairish (06/22/2012) [-]

Amen to that...

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#96 to #86 - anonanomaly (06/22/2012) [-]

You made a account; you are an hero!

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#94 to #86 - synapse (06/22/2012) [-]

an account*

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#87 to #86 - butchagottacallnow (06/22/2012) [-]

That was awesome.

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#74 - lordmoldywart (06/22/2012) [-]

>floating car cheat
>bump into stationary car
>get out current car
>jump on car you just bumped
>????
>profit

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#53 - bodachousman (06/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)

thats why San Andreas is my Favorite GTA.

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#55 to #53 - malevolentspoon (06/22/2012) [-]

They need to update it for HD so I can play on the PS3.

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#56 to #55 - bodachousman (06/22/2012) [-]

get it on PC and download a HD texture file.

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#12 - dizzysamurai (06/22/2012) [-]

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#40 - antigravitycake (06/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)

cars and quadbikes can fly. its just CJ that found the fuck physics button under the dash.

pic related. i left the drive on water cheat on

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#72 to #40 - guiguito ONLINE (06/22/2012) [-]

there is a drive on water cheat?
i've lost the only phenix on the game cuz the water

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#73 to #72 - antigravitycake (06/22/2012) [-]

yeah its similar to the flying cheat. but if the car tips upside down youve lost it.

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#50 - shinely (06/22/2012) [-]

i dont know either

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#19 - N. Korean citizen (06/22/2012) [-]

**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #201 at Led Zeppelin ** bitch i got swag

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#98 - Lewx (06/22/2012) [-]

I do.
You're having fun you glorious motherfucker.

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#80 - minecraftmemes (06/22/2012) [-]

**minecraftmemes rolled a random image posted in comment #153 at self explanatory ** MFW using cheats on gta

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#75 - tinyhippo (06/22/2012) [-]

Goes on a drive

Doesn't run over everyone on the sidewalk.

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