you sick bastard

'No survivors'?
Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?

Then who posted this?

I guess you could say........she didn't have parmesan to stop

Sounds like a grate plan, doesn't it? I feel bad for that waitress, cause cheese gonna regret that for the rest of her life. Sorry for being so cheesey but you cheddar believe I'll never brie-ze past a pun opportunity. Sorry if you're feta-p with my jokes, but these are to gouda pass up.

not even the younglings ?

**ashizzle rolled a random image posted in comment #20 at Starfeels ** Me at Olive Garden.

I guess you could say... she didn't have parmesan to stop.

if none survived....

Then how did the person get out to tell the story?

this post is way to cheesy :(

**baconsoldier rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at My Lok theory ** <- Waitress's face

You'll have to tread caerphilly around that guy

**simoon rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at How to Catch a Fly With a Straw **

This so funny. I mean, who goes to Olive Garden anymore?

Looks like this catastrophe was planned....

<--- while she's grating the cheese

reminds me of the 4chan spaghetti stories...

>MFW I was the guy sitting behind you.

<the waitress on her first day