+9313 you lucky bastard

All the top comments are in this thread, trippy.

You are my goddamn hero. I have begun lactating wasabi, because this was so fucking awesome.

You're also the top user in the past 24 hours because of this, congrats bro

1/998001

I fucking love you.

Gets more than double the amount of thumbs a normal highest rated content of the day gets, with comments, and owns all 10 comment top rated spots. Like a fucking Boss.

11060 + thumbs.

You son of a beautiful woman.

and now we wait in newest uploads for the thumb whores to make this content

Holy fuck. 10k thumbs between you and Anon. You are the frontpage for comments.

Rejoice this day, skjalg, for today, you own all the top comments.

2/10

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7/10

Why did you post this one as anonymous? You missed out on 800 +++ thumbs, and you deserve them all.

10/10

Funnyjunk-User-In-A-Wheelchair approved

damnit skjalg, why you gotta be indomitable?

Nearly 13, 800 thumbs in your rendition of the content. Well done good sir, that was the most impressive action I've seen on FJ in a while.

Youre at about 11 almost 12k thumbs at the moment for this. Holy shit :O

>Beating cripple with it's own wheelchair
>It's own wheelchair
>It

lulz

You sir currently hold every top comment on front page.

guide to gaining 11,000 thumbs. i am actually a little jealous.

also completely filled the front page comments

this series of comments has more thumbs together than the content

"Beat it with its own wheelchair, implying he's not even considered a person

**iamjustheretoroll rolls 6,303** The amount of green thumbs must be OVER 9000!!!

and that ladies and gentlemen, is how you power level your account

**Grimmis rolled a random image posted in comment #574 at Movie Logic: Part Two ** MFW this got more thumbs than the content

you just took about all the top comment spots...bravo

Congratulations on taking the entire top comments section.

Comments like this, ladies and gentlemen, are the reason why I come to funnyjunk.

Brofist to you, good sir.

Im in tears from laughing so hard and from this mans brilliance. Im gonna laugh at this every time i read a newspaper. Someone archive this shit please.

I don't care if you're a dude, I want your babies

Bravo my good man.

These have taken up the entire list of top comments. Bravo.

That was freakin' awesome.

We're not worthy! We're not worthy!

You have allotted a total of over 6000 thumbs just from these 10 comments.
You kinda just raped his post thumb wise you funny motherfucker

You are king of FJ.

Crawl out

Every one of your comments are the highest rated, well done

This string of comments alone could skyrocket you in levels. Good sir, I envy you and your brilliance.

Favorited this pic just because of this epicness, you sir deserve a fucking Nobel prize :D

Good fucking lord. This is why I love funnyjunk.

Oh lord, I'm going to die in my own tears.

Especially like how you kept some comments anonymous... Idk that just seems noble to me. have my thumbs, bro

Over 2000 thumbs and its actually funny

Bravo.

I'm pretty sure all these comments have more thumbs together than the content itself does.

You devious bastard.

If they are paralyzed from the waist down, I doubt they have sex.

You, good sir, deserve front page.

My favorite part about all this is that I was able to thumb you up 10 times

Way funnier than the content man. Take all of my thumbs.

I highly suggest you upload that as content.

Like it matters. He already has all top ten comment spots here and over 11,000 thumbs

i bet someone screencapped this already

Someone seems a little butthurt.

This just completely trampled the content in terms of humor, take all my thumbs!
You've just made my day, you crazy bastard.

**tkuja rolled a random image posted in comment #6147842 at FJ Pony Thread ** you are the only one that will see this roll

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