Come home, see this, what do?

All the bronies would keep it and cuddle it.
All the non bronies would do the same thing. Why?

BECAUSE ITS FUCKING ADORABLE AND BELIEVE IT OR NOT YOU ALL STILL HAVE FEELS >:O

Make her fight through my dungeon of lobsters.

*Walk up front steps*
*Open door*
*see this*
....
Why is my welcome mat inside the house?

*cough*

mfw half the comments are about raping it

take it back and trade it for fluttershy

raise her like a daughter
give her the love she needs
make her feel safe
help her develop her skills
share many happy memories
watch the world fall under the wrath and new order of my beautiful alicorn Goddess/Princess
feel proud as a father
regret nothing

Take my mediacation.

Wat do?
Here's wat do idiots.
Instead of "loving it" you take the little bitch and raise her to become your personal servant, then when the bitch is old enough you tell her to use her celestial powers to control the sun and moon as you please.
Then tell everyone that unless you get exactly what you want you will turn the moon at such a rate that you will shift tides in absurd ways and that you would then proceed to use the sun to crush the earth.
That's wat fucking do.

< I want 'dis one!

I put the blunt down.

sober up for a few days

realize its not my birthday, close door
loljk i'd snuggle the shit out of filly tia

PUNT!!!!