Dirty Dan Strikes Again. Still don't understand how it worked. Chillin at a bar with my friend Dan he dresses he' s a hit of a heyhey. Fun fact: We call him dirty den When Dan sees a girl he wants he tells he he' s geing try his best pick up line. Dan: hey there pretty lil lady! are we genna fight er are we genna fuck'? heres a lil warnin thaugh, if we fight genna knack ya out;
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Dirty Dan Strikes Again

Still don't understand how it worked

Chillin at a bar with my
friend Dan he dresses he' s a
hit of a heyhey.
Fun fact: We call him dirty den
When Dan sees a girl he wants
he tells he he' s geing try
his best pick up line.
Dan: hey there pretty lil lady!
are we genna fight er are we genna fuck'?
heres a lil warnin thaugh, if we fight
genna knack ya out; and fuck ya anyways
bar girl: lets hack my
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User avatar #7 - unicornmangina (06/21/2012) [-]
on a night out my mate went upto this girl and went "wanna come back to my place for a pizza and a fuck?" the girl slapped him and he just went "so you don't want any pizza then?" i literally nearly wet myself laughing
#3 - N. Korean citizen (06/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Who ya callin pinhead
#4 to #3 - gobnick (06/21/2012) [-]
who YOU callin pinhead?
#15 - frksupertruse (06/21/2012) [+] (16 replies)
Cowboys are sexy as fuck no matter what they do or say. Put on a hat and an accent guys ;)
User avatar #49 to #15 - heartlessrobot (06/21/2012) [-]
>Put on a hat and an accent guys ;)

Seeing as how you did not specify what sort of hat or accent, I am going to assume that any hat and any accent would suffice. I'm thinking propellor beanie and an Oriental accent.
#11 - wargod (06/21/2012) [-]
#25 - carnivorouslemon (06/21/2012) [-]
No I'm Dirty Dan
No I'm Dirty Dan
#44 - mrscruffy **User deleted account** (06/21/2012) [-]
#47 - DiAnonLord (06/21/2012) [-]
the answer to your question
#12 - MadDanKiid (06/21/2012) [+] (21 replies)
<MFW my name is Dan.
<MFW my name is Dan.
#6 - Saundazzz (06/21/2012) [+] (2 replies)
"You can go or you can come. Can you dig it?"
#1 - delitedperv (06/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)
i'm gonna use that.
#5 to #1 - N. Korean citizen (06/21/2012) [-]
I wouldn't.
#36 - N. Korean citizen (06/21/2012) [-]
It's simple ladies love country boys.
#9 - skejet (06/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
If he's handsome, that's sexy as fuck. A lot of girls love dominant guys, but most of them are too proud to give in to a move like that. He was lucky.
User avatar #2 - fajivity (06/21/2012) [-]
We Texans have us some southern charm, we dun do.
User avatar #62 - swuamelturd (06/23/2012) [-]
it must be the cowboy part that works...
#52 - alucardshellhound (06/21/2012) [-]
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#13 - N. Korean citizen (06/21/2012) [-]
metal dan?
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