Movie Logic: Part 5. Here's number five. A bit rushed, hope you like it. Keep the suggestions coming (if anyone wants more that is) Thanks to everyone who had i
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Movie Logic: Part 5

Here's number five. A bit rushed, hope you like it. Keep the suggestions coming (if anyone wants more that is)
Thanks to everyone who had ideas. If the same one was commented more than once, I only looked for the first one. So sorry if you missed out on a credit.

(Part 1: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3807705/Movie+Logic/ )
(Part 2: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3811032/Movie+Logic+Part+Two/ )
(Part 3: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3812383/Movie+Logic+Part+3/ )
(Part 4: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3814929/Movie+Logic+Part+4/ )

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#18 - renier (06/20/2012) [+] (7 replies)
#6:

"I'm not a comic book villain. Do you seriously think I would explain my master stroke to you if there were even the slightest possibility you could affect the outcome?"


I know it was not originally a film, but still.
#116 - gumbo (06/21/2012) [+] (3 replies)
When a character turns the TV on, it will always show the news reporting about a person they know, or a situation that affects them personally.
When a character turns the TV on, it will always show the news reporting about a person they know, or a situation that affects them personally.
#20 - thegreatgp (06/20/2012) [+] (7 replies)
In the next one you should put:
If Aliens make contact with us, it's because they usually want to kill us
#94 - unknownbytes (06/21/2012) [-]
When I saw the pic for #6 I immediately thought of this.
#17 - testiclops (06/20/2012) [-]
OP wants more of this
User avatar #143 - thephoenician (06/21/2012) [+] (3 replies)
when in a hot girls room, the scare usually comes from the Girls boyfriend, rather than the actual killer.
User avatar #145 to #143 - thexxtalonxx (06/21/2012) [-]
Who later turns out to be the killer.
#377 - threadcreator (06/21/2012) [+] (5 replies)
This isn't related but, how do I put the top back on my task manager?
User avatar #379 to #377 - austinschut (06/21/2012) [-]
The first step is to stop using internet exlorer.
#313 - zasferta (06/21/2012) [-]
When somebody starts to sing and dance, everyone joins and know exactly what to do
When somebody starts to sing and dance, everyone joins and know exactly what to do
#252 - memolia (06/21/2012) [+] (4 replies)
#367 - kolmad (06/21/2012) [+] (5 replies)
these suck now
these suck now
User avatar #378 to #367 - teevanator (06/21/2012) [-]
I forgot OP made content specifically for you, and no one else. You determine what is good and what is not on this site. OP should apologise for not pleasing you sufficiently.
#287 - muertolobo (06/21/2012) [-]
**muertolobo rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Behold ** My logic
#33 - galeont (06/21/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I 						*******					 love Shaun of the Dead.....
I ******* love Shaun of the Dead.....
#308 - aaronfilkins (06/21/2012) [-]
I've got one that has always bugged me... How about when there's a scene with several soldiers/guards that have automatic rifles, they all raise them up to aim down the sights and when they raise the gun up it makes a noise similar to reloading... I'm pretty sure raising a gun a few inches is pretty silent, but in a movie when they do it it sounds like they're all dropping their guns simultaneously
#84 - augustusxxiv ONLINE (06/21/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Shaun of the Dead, now that's a great movie
Shaun of the Dead, now that's a great movie
#70 - glacierkiwi (06/21/2012) [+] (2 replies)
MFW credits.
#430 - robertootrebor (06/21/2012) [-]
Anything and everything explodes 						*******					 instantly even if it's a watertower.
Anything and everything explodes ******* instantly even if it's a watertower.
#357 - anonymous (06/21/2012) [+] (4 replies)
ONCE YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS YOU CAN'T GET OUT! READ ON IF YOU
DON'T WANT TO DIE.A year ago, a girl named Kathy was hatedby everyone. Everyone made fun of her.... ... She was ignored. Even by messages.One day she decided to kill herself. Be...ca ......use .............. ............... even her parents ignored her. She jumped out her window. No one noticed untill people started disappearing. Kathy haunted them. She made them suffer like the way she did. She hung them slowly and stabbed over and over very slowly so they could suffer like she did. If you don't send this message to 15 different comments, you will die tonight by Kathy.
Because she considers it ignoring her.
Example 1:
Dave looked at the first sentence and
said, "Spam" and the next day the
neighbors found him in his backyard,
dead.
Example 2:
Joane was alone. She didn't have kids or
a husband. She had a lot of friends.
When she had a sleepover with them she
quickly had to check her e-mail. She saw
this message and sent it only to 6 people
because she thought she couldn't die
that night because she was surrounded
by people. The next morning Joane's
friends found her in her bathtub, dead.
If you don't send this, KATHY WILL FIND YOU!
#391 to #357 - Foopert (06/21/2012) [-]
What the 						****					 did you just 						*******					 say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the 						****					 out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my 						*******					 words. You think you can get away with saying that 						****					 to me over the Internet? Think again, 						******					. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re 						*******					 dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little 						****					. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your 						*******					 tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will 						****					 fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re 						*******					 dead, kiddo.
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#206 - tehlulzbringer (06/21/2012) [-]
#6
"Why don't we stop and have a nice little chat where I tell you all my plans and you can work out a way to stop me?"

inb4 that's a tv show
#199 - allcontent (06/21/2012) [+] (14 replies)
The incredibles was a truly incredibly dumb movie. Just sayin.
User avatar #204 to #199 - ultrarobbie (06/21/2012) [-]
I do not agree, but I respect your views.
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