Fucking Dentist

A man loves his woman every day of the month!

>floss regularly
>go to dentist
>flosses my gums like he's trying to cut through tough meat with a butter knife
> bleed more than 10 girls on their period
>"you should really floss more, you wouldn't bleed so much"

MFW

the dentist is cleaning out the hardened plaque from underneath your gums. if you don't floss regularly, this can be quite painful. try flossing with floss OP, not dicks

title is misleading

I quit going to my douchebag dentist because he accuses me of not brushing and says he can somehow tell just by looking at my teeth, but when I tell him that I do brush he tells me I'm lying. The last time I went to him and he said that I just stared at him silently until it was really awkward. Now I have a hot female dentist whose boobs bump against me when she looks in my mouth.

conversation at my dentist:
do you brush at night?
uh...yes.
okay.
(silence)
i don't brush at night.
i know.

I was at my dentist not to long ago and I have VERY sensitive teeth, (To the point where I can not eat Ice cream, Ice, or drink out of soda cans.) to my dismay. I told him before we started (jokingly) "Don't stab me with that shank on my teeth or there will be chaos.". He was fucking warned. The cunt grabbed the thing and started going to town. I had drank quite a bit the night before......needless to say I threw up all over my dentist because he hit a soft spot in my tooth. There was vodka puke all over my dentist and the floor.
TL;DR - I threw up vodka all over my cunt goblin dentist.

I haven't been to the dentist since I was like five.. Last time I was there he drilled a hole through my lip because he was talking on the phone.

"so what classes are you taking in school"?
GHARBBLEFLARGELHARGEL
"that's nice"

"If you flossed more, your gums wouldn't bleed so much."

Ha! Okay. just let me take out my pocket knife and shank you in the gums. Call the cops? Nah dude, not my fault, you need to floss more!

My dentist usually says:
oh, it looks like you have really weak gums. You need to brush WAY more.
how about fuck you? I bruh my teeth like a normal fucking person. Also, I don't want mutant-gums. Back the fuck up.

You need to brush better. Your gums shouldn't bleed when I stab them with sharp instruments. Also, floss more, because fuck you, that's why.

Fucking scumbag dentists.

Or you could just have severe gingivitis. It's a very common gum disease

"You seem to have an infection here *pokes the infected area with sharp hook* Can you feel that?"
GODDAMNIT, if it's infected, stop fucking POKING IT!